Doc, I think I'm losing my hearing.
Doctor: What are the symptons?
Patient: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
Tip of the Day for Your Viewing Pleasure: There is nothing
wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don't fall off.
Which TV show features cops solving crimes committed by
A. Lawn Order.
Which Sesame Street character was launched into space to
explore the red planet?
A. Mars Grover.
guy's wife left a note on the TV that said, "This isn't
working." So, he checked it out and it was working
fine, but he couldn't find his wife to tell her...
Which Netflix show is about unearthly substances that are
A. Stronger Things.
Which Happy Days sitcom actor always wanted to live near
marshy river outlets?
A. Scott Bayou.
you hear about the television repairman's wedding? The reception
Which 2000s kid's show was hard to believe?
A. Kim Possible.
What is a rabbit's favorite classic TV show?
A. Hoppy Days.
Whick '90s TV show do lone wolves like to binge watch?
A. Bay Watch.
Which TV network do rabbits avoid?
What do viruses and late night television shows have in
A. Both need a host.
Why did the new show about airplanes crash and burn?
A. 'Cause the pilot wasn't very good.
What is the name of the newest reality TV show on the LAZY
A. American Idle.
How many TV doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just two, but it takes a whole team of prop guys to build
a bulb big enough.
Why did the blonde guy buy a new TV every year with different
amounts of pixels?
A. It was his New Year's resolution.
Which new cable channel is about pre Columbian Native American
A. Tepee TV.
How many TV doctors does it take to screw in a
A. Please see page 69 of this week's medical dama script.
as it sounds, Netflix is producing a new show about storming
Area 51. But then again, Stranger Things did happen.
Which television series is on the radar of the US Space
A. Ancient Aliens Declassified.
Tube Point to Ponder: Are courtroom dramas lawsome?
Which television series is the favorite of Martians and
A. Ancient Aliens.
Which earthly television series is the favorite of time
traveling spacemen throughout history?
A. Ancient Aliens.
Why does the History Channel show, Ancient
Aliens, cause so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch
Why did the banker always watch his favorite television
A. 'Cause he was invested in the story line.
Which classic TV actress and singer mimicked everybody like
a talking bird?
A. Mynah Shore.
Which non-fiction galactic television series do space aliens
binge watch aboard UFOs?
A. Ancient Aliens. No