Why did The Hulk flub his band audition?
A. Because he was so green.
What is The Hulk's least favorite song?
A. Nobody Loves The Hulk by The Traits.
you hear about the group who does cover songs by Stone Temple
Pilots, Rolling Stones and Stone Sour? They are a true rock
Who is the most famous German jazz musician?
A. Jazz Hans.
Band Come-On: Hey babe,
if you were a berry, I'd want to jam with you all winter
Which rock group has four guys that don't sing?
A. Mount Rushmore.
Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer!
Why are rock band's members all such perverts?
A. Because the drummer sits in back beating it, the guitarist
is fingering minors, the bassist is slapping it around and
they all like the pianist.
Up a Band Member Line: Baby, do you believe in love
at first set? Or, should we play a little
Which band is an astronaut's favorite?
A. 30 Seconds to Mars.
What is Donald Trump's least favorite classic rock band?
Band Fact of the Day: My neighbors listen to really good
music, whether they like it, or not.
Which musical instrument does a skeleton play in the band?
A. The trombone.
Band Hookup Line: Hey girl,
how 'bout we get together and make some sweet music together