What's the difference between a magician's assistant and
A. People cry when an onion gets cut up.
What can you get at the magic store for just one cent?
A. A cheap trick.
Point to Ponder: If Harry Houdini was alive today, would
he be clawing at his coffin?
How did the old magician die?
A. Nobody knows? He just disappeared.
How can you trick a magician into showing you 100
A. Ask him to do a card trick.
What did the magician's tractor do?
A. It turned into a field.
How did the predictable magician always end his commute
home from work?
A. He turns into his driveway.
magicians never die; they just disappear!
"Doc, I have a problem. Every time I say abra cadabra,
somebody disappears. Doctor, are you there?"
Point to Ponder: Why isn't an illusion the same
thing as an allusion?
What is the difference between a shrink and a magician?
A. A shrink pulls habits out of a rat!
How did the amateur magician make such a big mistake in
his card trick?
A. He got lost in the shuffle.
What's the difference between a magician and a US Savings
A. The bond will mature and start earning money.
How do you know if a magician has mastered a new trick?
A. Don't worry, he'll tell ya...
What do you call a magic drug deal?
A. A Gandalf Handoff.
What do you call a hypnotist who works throughout North
America and Europe?
A. Trance Atlantic.
Why couldn't the magician perform in Denver?
A. The airlines lost his bag of tricks.
What did the magician's mother say when he told her that
he wanted to be a magician when he grew up?
A. Son, you can't do both.
What does a frustrated magician do?
A. He pulls his hare out!
Point to Ponder: Is that missing sock on laundry day a magician's
What's the difference between a magic wand and a police
A. One is for cunning stunts…
Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on