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Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. It's a very obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it!
Q. Why did McDonald's run out of McNuggets? A. A farmer counted his chickens before they were hatched!
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing only plastic wrap shorts. Shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Q. What do you get if you cross a thought with a light bulb? A. A bright idea!

 


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Did you hear about the trendy mountain top barber shop? It was a cut above the rest!Q. What did the painter say to his lover on Valentine's Day? A. I love you with all my art!Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Girl, you are so hot! So I'd like to date you before you are cool!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey Toots, I was in love with you before your ex was!

Hipster Chat Up Line: Girl, are you a hipster? 'Cause I have something cool in my pants you haven't seen yet!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my beard look big?

Artist Pick Up Line: Girl, how about you Vincent Van Gogh out with me?

Artist Hookup Line: If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

Artist Pick Up Line: Are you a piece of art? 'Cause I'd like to nail up against that wall.

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard of them before.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!

Hep Pick Up Line that's ahead of its time: Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir...

Q. Who is a pickle's favorite artist? A. Salvador Dilly!Q. What do you call hipster slang in Berlin? A. German-ology!Q. How many durrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Fish!

Museum Chat Up Line: Hey girl, sorry for staring, but I thought you were a work of art.

Artist Pick Up Line: Girl, you're so fine that you'd make an impression on Monet.

Portrait Artist Come-On: Hi girl, did you know artists do it expressively?

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to have you on vinyl.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Wow, are you a cougar? 'Cause I have a feeling you hunted guys my age before it was cool.

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced babes.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my man bun look big?

Deadly Artist Pick Up Line: I was not aware that living artists could exhibit here.

Artist Chat Up Line: Dude, is that a paintbrush in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Sketchy Come-On Line: Hello babe, artists do it with longer strokes.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?

Q. What do you all an unmarried guy with the worst handwriting? A. The most illegible bachelor!Did you hear about the artist who hadn't painted for years? He took a class to brush up!Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hipsters change it before everybody else knew it needed to be changed!

Hipster Come-On Line: Hello there, hottie. I'd like to play your cool B Side.

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hello girl, did you butt dial? 'Cause I swear that ass is calling me.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about we try an experimental kiss?

Artist Chat Up Line: Hey, how about you and I go down to the pool to brush up on our strokes?

Artist Pick Up Line: Wow girl, weren't you the nude model in my life drawing class last week?

Hipster Hit Up Line: Hey girl, you know I liked you before anybody else even knew who you were.

Hipster Come-On: Hey baby, I'd even take my glasses off for you!

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, can I tie your shoes? 'Cause I don't want you falling for anybody else.

Pick Up a Hipster Line: Hey dude, you've got bike courier eyes!

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, wanna come over and listen to NPR?

Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. It was framed!Hulk Humor: My Zipper Broke, But I Fixed It on the Fly!Q. Why did the vampire consider hiself a good artist? A. He like to draw blood!

Artist Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, was your daddy an art thief? 'Cause you are a masterpiece!

Sobbing Artist Pick Up Line: Hey girl, artists do it with emotion.

Artist Chat Up Line: Girl, are you a magnet? 'Cause I find myself drawn to you.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, BTW you know a mustache is only cool on guy hipsters.

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd tell you how beautiful you are, but you probably wouldn't get the reference.

Hipster Chat Up Line: Hey girl, wanna listen to me drone on about art, bicycles, and sustainable-source fair-trade coffee?

Slick Artist Pick Up Line: Hey babe, artists do it by design.

Colorful Artist Pick Up Line: Painters do it with creativity.

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