Q.
What is it called when two furry mammals are inseparable?
A. A sable relationship.
Q.
What do you call it if you're seeing a girl from another
planet?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.
Q.
What did the skeleton say to his ghoul friend?
A. I love every bone in your body!
Q.
What do you call a married couple who compete in the marathon
side-by-side?
A. Running mates.
A
man fell in love with his donkey and decided to marry her.
At the wedding, the minister said, "Well, this is refreshing.
Usually it's the woman who marries the ass."
Q.
How did the vegan couple feel about making their own pulp-free
orange juice?
A. It was a real strain. |
Q.
How is computer programming like sex?
A. One mistake and you have to support it for life.
Q.
What happened after the SEO couple had twins?
A. For the first time, they were happy with duplicate content!
Q.
Why are surgeons bad in relationships?
A. 'Cause they know everybody is the same inside.
Q.
What is Princess Leia's favorite sex move?
A. Anything but the Han Solo.
Q.
Why did the guy ask his wife to dress up as a Star Wars
bounty hunter?
A. Because he had a Boba Fettish.
Q.
Why did the guy who stinks at golf still play every weekend?
A. To bug his wife; she thinks he's out having fun. |
Q.
Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
A. To confirm she was his type.
Q.
Why did the two flatulent Egyptian archeaologists have such
a good relationship?
A. That had loud toots-in-common.
Q.
Why did the ghost couple leave the Halloween party?
A. Because the sheet was about to hit the fan.
Q.
What does a ghoul say to break up with her vampire boyfriend?
A. So long, Sucka!
Q.
Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
A. Because he couldn't resistor. |