Q.
What did the dentist's girlfriend say when she broke up
with him?
A. No hard fillings...
Q.
Why did the guy break up with his chiropractor girlfriend?
A. Because she was too munipulative.
My
girlfriend has beautifully colored eyes. I particulary like
the blue one.
Q.
How can a snowman tell when his lady friend is mad at him?
A. She only gives him the cold shoulder.
Did
you hear about the guy who took his girlfriend to the optometrist
because she had issues with her vision? Turns out she was
seeing other men.
Q.
What did the guy say when he bumped into his ex-girlfriend
right after getting new glasses?
A. Hey, long time, no see!
Q.
What did the optometrist say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A. Eye Love You!
Did
you hear about the guy who took his girlfriend to the optometrist
because she had issues with her vision? Turns out she was
seeing other men. |
Q.
Why did his girlfriend dump the guy who collected too many
superhero comics?
A. She said he just had too many issues.
Q.
Why doesn't The Hulk beat around the bush?
A. Because he has a girlfriend!
The
Hulk does not have a girlfriend, but he does know a woman
who'd be mad at him for saying that.
Painful
Point to Ponder: So, The Incredible Hulk is Coming? He must
have a hot girlfriend.
Q.
What do you call it if you're seeing a girl from another
planet?
A. An inter-spacial relationship.
Q.
What did the sci-fi fan say to his girlfriend who didn't
like Star Trek?
A. I need to break up with you because I need space.
Q.
What did a regretful wookiee's girlfriend say after she
broke up with him?
A. Big guy, I want Chewbacca!
Q.
What does a fern call its best gal pal?
A. Its girl frond.
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If
looks could kill, my ex girlfriend could have killed around
corners.
ESP
Groan of the Day: A guy took his psychic girlfriend ice
skating, but she fell through the ice. Fortunately, Claire's
buoyant.
Q.
Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend?
A. He wasn't getting the booty.
Pharmacist
Translation of the Day: A doctor wrote a guy a prescription
for daily sex, but his girlfriend insists that
it says for dyslexia.
Lady's
Night Mantra: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Q.
What do young calves call their lifelong buddies?
A. Best Friends for Heifer!
Q.
What did the knitting needle call his best gal pal?
A. His purl friend.
Q.
What does the USA flag call the Colorado state flag when
they cozy up after dark?
A. Furl friend.
Holiday
Chat Up Line: Yo Bae, do you have a boyfriend? 'Cause I
Kwanza be yo beau. |