Q. What did the cavewoman say when her mate came home before dinner was ready?
A. You're early, man.

Q. Why did the cavewoman at Lascaux Cave in France leave her mate?
A. 'Cause she saw the writing on the wall.

Stone Age Hookup Line: Hey caveman, want to come back to my place tonight to find out why I’m called Erectus?

Q. What did the cavewoman give her mate after he dragged her home by her hair?
A. Ughs and hisses.

Stone Age Come-On: Hey Wilma, let’s do like Barney and Betty, and bamm-bamm in the bedroom.

Q. Why didn't anybdy laugh at the caveman's jokes?
A. 'Cause they were too low brow.

Q. Why shouldn't you call somebody a caveman?
A. 'Cause that's a really low brow slur.

Q. What did the Stone Age man say when he invented the obsidian knife?
A. Jane, it's cutting edge technology.

Q. Which newspaper did Neanderthal Man read?
A. The Prehistoric Times.

Q. What ended the Neanderthal couple's argument about him going out carousing with the guys?
A. He caved in.

Q. What alibi did the Neanderthal give to the B.C. cops?
A. I was with my mate at my cave, man.

Neanderthal Chic Pick-Up Line: Hi Hugh man, this town really rocks, but lemme show you why it's called Bedrock?

Q. Why did cavemen always drag their mates around by the hair?
A. 'Cause if they were dragged by the feet, they's fill up with dirt.

Caveman Pick-Up Line: Yo Jane, you make me Homo Erectus for you.

Q. Which early humans were perfectionists and sticklers for details?
A. Homo Correct-Us.

Q. Which music genre was popular among cavemen after the invention of the wheel?
A. Rock and Roll.

Q. What did Fred Flintsone say in his wedding vows to Wilma?
A. I yabba dabba do.

Q. Why did Wilma insist they move into town right after their honeymoon?
A. 'Cause she wanted to experience Bedrock.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked Tarzan when he romved his loincloth?
A. Cute, but can you breath through it?

Q. Why did Jane divorce Tarzan?
A. 'Cause he was just a big swinger.

Jane's Best Hookup Line: Hey, Tarzan are you going hunting? 'Cause that’s a nice club under your loincloth.

Q. Which kind of music played in the background in a caveman brothel?
A. Bed Rock.

Tarzan Hookup Line: Well hello there, Jane? Your cave, or mine?

Tarzan wanders into a bar followed by a bruin. Bartender asks, "What's your story?" Tarzan say, "Bear with me."

Primate-tive Jungle Pick-Up Line: Hey You Tarzan; me Jane. .

Q. Which travel and tourism company was founded by cavemen at Lascaux Cave in France?
A. Club Med.

Q. When did humans first discover the benefits of cannabis?
A. During the Stoned Age.

Q. What did Fred say when Barney asked if he wanted to smoke a blunt?
A. You bet I yabba dabba doobie doobie do!

Q. What does B.C. mean to Stoned Age man?
A. Before Cannabis.

Q. Where did the Stoned Age glee club perform?
A. At the rock festival.

Cavemen discover fire.
Cavemen discover weed.
Welcome to the Stone Age.

Evolution Point to Ponder: It took millions of years for apes to evolve into homo sapien sapiens, but it only takes a six-pack in an hour for men to turn back into big apes.

Q. What was a Stone Age clique of cave dwellers called?
A. A club.

Q. What do a group of happy singing cavemen call themselves?
A. The glee club.

Human Evolution Point to Ponder: Cavemen lieft messages for others on walls. Isn't it amazing how things change, yet stay the same at Facebook?

Q. What did the caveman say to his wie when he screwd up?
A. Alley Oops.

Caveman Come-On: You Jane! Wanna checkout my club house?

Q. Why did the Neanderthal strike finally end?
A. Management caved in.

Q. Why were Jane and a monkey arguing over Tarzan?
A. Word was, Tarzan swings both ways.

Pre-Hysterical Point to Ponder: What is the proper term to describe a Cro-Magnon man who's not into cavewomen?

Q. Which Stone Age town had the largest red light district?
A. Bedrock.

Wildman Hookup Line: I know we’re all Homo Sapiens here, but how about I take you home and turn you into a Homo Erectus?

Q. What does B.C mean to bonobos?
A. Before Cavemen.

Q. What happens when Fred Flinstone uses the toilet?
A. He makes a yabba dabba doo.

Q. What did the caveman say when he saw a big African animal taking a dump?
A. Look! There''s a hip-poop-potamus.

Caveman Hookup Line: Hey Betty, I know I’m not Barney Rubble, but I will make your bedrock!

Q. What was the cavewoman's pet name for her well-endowed mate?
A. The King of Clubs.

Q. Why didn't Lucy leave the cave?
A. 'Cause Homo Detect Us.

Q. Which early humans had a kinky bird fetish?
A. Crow-Magnon Man.

Q. Which music genre do cavewoman enjoy most?
A. Light rock.

Q. Why did stoneage humans do it standing up?
A. 'Cause bed rock.

Q. What was in the Bedrock bed with Wilma Flintstone?
A. Fred's pllar.

.Q. What did the caveman say when he saw the prehistoric bird flying high overhead?
A. Look at that dino soar!

Caveman Come-On: Grunt, grunt, bae you guano come back to my cave tonight?

Neolithic Wildwoman Hookup Line: Hey Hairy, I've got a few things you could club over at my cave.

One caveman drew a circular form on the cave wall. His mate asked what it was. The caveman replied, "O, nothing."

Q. Why was the 15-year-old caveman so anxious?
A. He was having a midlife crisis.

"We need to talk," grunted the caveman...

Q. Why did cavemen have to move out of caves and into stone buildings?
A. 'Cause underground hipsters were there first.

Q. Which early humanoid species could fly?
A. Crow-Magnon Man.

Q. Who was the first caveman comic?
A. Alley Oop.

Jungle Chat Up Line: You Jane and me Tarzan.

Q. Who were the world's first civil engineers?
A. Homo Erectus.

Q. Who originally said, "Well, I’ll be a monkey's uncle?"
A. Tarzan.

Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!

Big Ape Pick-Up Line: Hey Jane, are you a gorilla enclosure? 'Cause I'd drop my baby in you.

Q. How does a caveman seduce his new mate after dragging her off by her hair?
A. With lots of ughs and kisses.

Prehistoic Cave Dweller Point to Ponder: Did early Hunans in China eat bats, too?

Q. Why did Tarzan spend so much time at the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing .

Q. Why did Homo Floresiensis play miniature golf?
A. 'Cause they already had sets of small clubs.

Neanderthal Woman Hookup Line: Hey Hairy, wanna come back to my place and explore the ins and outs of my cave?

Modern Stone Age Pick-Up Line: I might not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock.

Caveman Come-On: Woman, wanna hiber-mate?

Pick Up a Jungle Man Line: Hey Tar, are you going hunting? 'Cause there sure is one big club under your loincloth.

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