you hear that Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic
grass for Mars. Yeah, he's calling it E-Lawn.
What do you call a Martian surfing the Internet in your
A. Your brother-in-lawn!
of This World Point to Ponder: If entities from Earth are
called earthlings and inhabitants of Mars are called Martians,
are natives of Uranus called assholes?
Why has Venus been so distant lately?
Mars: She's been under a lot of pressure and has really
Which kind of space alien hides out in a bog?
A. A Marsh-ian.
Thought of the Day: It's one of billions in our galaxy,
but to Earthlings, our sun is the superstar.
How do spacemen pass the time while traveling long distances
across the solar system?
A. You guessed it: They Plan-et!
NASA: I'm coming!
How are Martians and girls alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither have tried to contact him.
Why is Earth the most dangerous planet?
A. Because 100% of humans die there.
Why can't astronomers find humor in the movement of stars
A. 'Cause the real jokes are in the comets!
Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A. Because Mercury moved in.
What does Marvin the Martian put on his toast?
A. Space Jam.
What is the fastest liquid on the planet?
A. Milk, 'cause it's pasteurized before you even see it!
Where will Muslims go to pray when they visit Mars?
A. Elon Mosque.
What at do you get if you crash a Honda Accord into a Saturn
A. An Accordion.
What do they call money on Superman's home planet?
Fact of the Day: If you think Earth's center could reach
10,000 degrees Fahrenheit, you'd be core-ect.