| Q.
Why don't many aliens party at the Mars Bar?
A. They're not feeling much of an atmosphere there.
Q.
Where do aliens go for an out of this world martini?
A. The space bar.
Space
Alien Point to Ponder: If you happened to overhear an alien
telling a joke, would you laugh, or run like hell? |
Q.
Who wrote the definitive guide about crashed aliens in the
American Southwest?
A. Roz Well.
Q.
Post Roswell, why are there only 18 letters in the alphabet?
A. 'Cause ET took off in a UFO and then the CIA chased after
them all!
Q.
What do you call a space robot that always takes the longest
route?
A. R2 Detour.
|
Earthling
Point That Extraterrestrials Ponder: Isn't it ironic that
Ancient Aliens is only 10 years old?
Q.
Why do ETs in Colorado enjoy Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're both green, short, and blunt.
Q.
What does a spaced alien call it when he's having fun flying
high?
A. Enjointment! |
