| Q.
Why did Obi-Juan Kenobi risk crossing the road?
A. To get to the best taco joint in the galaxy!
Q.
Why did the wookiee cross the road?
A. To get out of the barking lot.
Q.
Why did Yoda cross the road?
A. Because the Force was unstoppable.
Q.
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side.
Q.
Why couldn't Captain Nemo cross the road?
A. Because he was 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. |
Q.
Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation
reruns.
Q.
Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.
Q.
Why did Miles O'Brien cross the road?
A. To get away from Keiko.
Q.
Why didn't Jules Verne ever cross the road?
A. Because there aren't any roads along the Journey To The
Center of The Earth.
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Q.
Why do high-minded USO aliens cross the ocean?
A. In search of Reefer.
Q.
Dave, why do Unidentified Submerged Object aliens cross
the sea?
A. For Seaweed, Man.
Q.
Why did the cow in Colorado cross the road?
A. In an attempt to evade the cattle multilators.
Q.
Why did Ancient Aliens cross the road?
A. To study all the rednecks and sleazy junk dealers on
the so-called History Channel. |
