| Q.
Why did Riker's trombone-playing chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide!
Q.
Why did Riker's chicken only cross the road half way?
A. Because he wanted her to lay it on the line for the Enterprise
crew.
Q.
What did Counselor Deanna Troi say to the EMH?
A. Doctor, you're projecting again.
Q.
How many Holodeck characters does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. They are the light bulb, and the socket, and the lamp,
and the floor, and the window... |
Q
Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation reruns.
Q.
Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.
Q.
Who is gay Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. Worf. And, he finds all Star Wars Wookiees hot, too!
Q.
How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. Seriously human? Wouldn't you rather have a super nova?
|
Q.
What do you call it when two Star Trek science officers
have an argument?
A. Science Friction!
Q.
How long does it take Will Riker it take to change a light
bulb?
A. N/A. Riker is far too busy screwing other things aboard
the Enterprise.
Q.
How many holodeck characters does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. Holodeck characters only live as long as the light
bulb does.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your friends are Trekkers, but you're still open to meeting
Trekkies and other aliens, too. |
