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What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? irrelevant!
Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!
Q. What do Dalek farmers do? A. Germinate!

 


Doctor Who Jokes and Time Machine Humor
Explore time travel humor, Master-ful puns, The Doctor laughs and funny time paradox jokes.

Time Lord Jokes and Doctor Who Puns
(Because Time Travel Jokes and Whoniversal Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Whovian Time Lords!)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Recede at your own risk. When do we want time travel? Irrelevant.
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Ain't no party like a time lord party because a time lord party is not bound by typical temporal parameters, so it never stops!Q. How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One million. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb is okay, but the bulbs they grew up with were much better!Q. What do you call a slow time machine? A. ReTardis!

Q. What do you call a prostitute standing outside the TARDIS?
A. W-hooker.

Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk?
A. In-Tox-Ic-Ate!

Q. Which comedy improv show does The Doctor travel back to time and time again?
A. Who's Line Is It Anyway?

Q. How many tears did the Doctor cry?
A.
Enough to water fill two Ponds.

Q. Why do fans think Time Lord puns so funny?
A. Because they're a real W-hoot!

Doctor Who Conspiracy Point to Ponder: The first episode of Doctor Who aired the day after the assasination of JFK. Coincidence, or not?

Cheeky Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, every time I regenerate, my banana gets bigger!

Q. Why do Daleks eat apples?
A. Becaus an apple a day keeps The Doctor away!

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hello babe, you're so hot that you're giving me Torchwood.

Q. Why do chefs worry about an herb shortage? A. Because of the end of thyme!Q. What do you call a Sontaran decoy? A. A di-strax-tion!Q. What do you call a frightened time lord? A A Gallifreydee cat!

Q. What do you call a Gallifrey competent in the culinary arts?
A. A Thyme Lord!

Q. What is the recipe for Skaro breakfast?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min Eight.

Q. What does a Time Lord use to smoke weed?
A. A W-hookah.

Q. What do you call a Time Lord who has turned to a life of crime?
A. W-hoodlum.

Q. What do Daleks do with illegal aliens?
A. EX-Patriate them!

Q. Where does the Doctor go fishing?
A.
Amy Pond.

Q. What did the apathetic Time Lord say?
A. Who cares?

Q. What is a Time Lord's favorite bird?
A. The Whoot Owl.

Dr. Who Pick-Up Line: Hey lassie, do you have any Gallifrey in you? Would you like some?

Q. What brings the Brigadier and his men together in the afternoon? A. U.N.I.T. Tea!Q. How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1, 000, 000. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb works, but the good old bulbs they grew up with were better!Did you hear about the Sontaran trying to pay for his shopping? A. He was a little short!

Q. What did the Master buy at the market?
A.
Four beets.

Q. How does a Time Lord begin a letter?
A. To Whom it may concern.

Doctor Who HookUp Line: Hey girl, do you have any Gallifrean in you? Well, then do you want some?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Precisely!

Q. Why did the Dalek cross the road?
A. To EXterminate Whomanity!

Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?
A. He liked the job description, "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Hello chap, are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

Q. What do Whovians call a stinky fart of unknown origin? A. Silence, but deadly!Q. What happens when the Doctor goes back in time? A. It's a pair-o-Docs!Q. What does a Suntaran take on vacation? A. Sun-Taran Lotion!

Do Whovians call back farts from unidentified sources? Now we know what the call box is for.

Q. What is the sharpest thing in the Who-niverse?
A. A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

Q. Which side dish does The Doctor enjoy with his spaghetti dinner?
A. Dalek bread.

Timeless Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Come back to my place, and you can call me The Master.

Q. What do fans of The Doctor say to cheer him on?
A. W-hooray!

Q. How many tears did the Doctor cry?
A.
Enough to make a River.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

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