Why does Spock hate games, especially Rock Paper Scissors?
A. Because Lizard Spock Paper disproves Spock!
How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters
call me the Vulcan of Love...
How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to acquire the bulb at the lowest price, one
to screw in the bulb, one for that guy to stand on to reach
the fixture, and one more to annoy the other three.
What is a Vulcan's favorite item of clothing?
A. A T'Shirt!
How are a joke and a hot date alike?
Spock: A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
What did Spock say when Chekov asked why he should start
a forest campfire while they were stranded on a planet during
an ice storm?
A. It's log-ical.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can curse in Vulcan, Romulan, Zorn and Horta.
Why did the Klingon chicken cross the road?
A. To boldly go watch Star Trek Next Generation
Why did the foxy Klingon cross the road?
A. He heard about all the chickens on the other side.
How many Star Trek security officers does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. Seven. One to investigate why the bulb blew out, three
to establish a secure perimeter, two to provide backup,
and one to notify engineering that the bulb needs to be