| Q.
What do you call an evil procrastinator?
A. Darth Later.
Q.
What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his
father?
A. Oh Sith!
Q.
Who would be the winner in a fight between Batman and Darth
Vader?
A. Chuck Norris.
Q.
How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fiftly. One to screw in a new bulb, and 49 to be killed
for dramatic effect. |
Q.
Who is short, green, and plays the cello?
A. Yo-Yo-Da.
Q.
What does Yoda say to Luke when he's on the first tee?
A. May the course be with you.
Q.
Who wrote the forceful self-help book titled, How
to Swing That Lightsaber on Saturday Night?
A. J'ed I. Masters.
Q.
What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke when a burned out light
bulb won't budge?
A. Use the Force, Luke.
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Q.
Which Star Wars character grows the best weed?
A. Yoda, because two green thumbs, he has.
Q.
Why shouldn't you eat gluten-free Wookiee treats?
A. Because they're more than a little chewie.
Q.
What do you call an artisan wookiee who crafts bowls and
urns in his studio?
A. A Hairy Potter.
Q.
Why won't Chewbacca ever go to a Stark Trek convention?
A. He hates being called a Fur-engi. |
