| Q.
What does Yoda say when somebody says something he obviously
already knew?
A. No-Duh!
Q.
Which Jedi cooks the tastiest burritos and tacos?
A. Ob-Juan Kenobi.
Q.
What do you call a nervous Jedi in a tense situation?
A. Panic A Skywalker.
Q.
What is every Star Wars fan's favorite classic video game?
A. Space inVaders.
Q.
Which three programming languages are used by Star Wars
programmers?
A. JabbaScript, JawaScript, and StarWord.
Q.
Why do some science fiction fanatics consider the Legend
of Zelda better than Star Wars?
A. 'Cause it has triple the force.
Star
Wars Spoiler: Chuck Norris has a part in the new Star Wars
movie. He's the Force. |
Q.
How do senior citizen Stormtroopers get around?
A. Imperial walkers!
Q.
Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!
Q.
What did the guy say when his wife said she'd leave him
if he didn't stop quoting Star Wars?
A. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Q.
What do you call a group of Stormtroopers playing poker?
A. A Game of Clones.
Q.
Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Trek character?
A. B'Elanna Torres. And, he finds all Wookiee babes over
at Star Wars really hot, too!
Q.
Why did space aliens flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.
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Q.
Which Star Wars droid is a pirate?
A. ARR2D2.
Q.
Why is the Star Wars Millennium Falcon so slow?
A. Because it takes a thousand years to get anywhere.
Q.
Which language is used in Star Wars to program droids?
A. JawaScript.
Q.
Which Star Wars character always got sick after imbibing
at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.
Q.
Which type of boat do young Jedis use to navigate through
Star Wars puns?
A. A Padiwan.
Q.
How did the Star Wars Teddy bear cross the road?
A. Ewoked!
Q.
Why do doctors make the best Jedis?
A. Because the have the most patients. |
