| Q.
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A. Anyone can mash potatoes!
Q.
What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
A. I yam what I yam.
Q.
What would Voltaire eat on Thanksgiving?
A. Candide yams.
Q.
Which kind of potato needs to wear glasses?
A. A spec-tater. |
Q.
Which special sweet potato dish causes people to be overly
honest on Thanksgiving?
A. Candid yams.
Q.
What kind of a girlfriend does a tater want?
A. A sweet potato.
Q.
What did the sweet potato say to the Idaho potato on the
Thanksgiving table?
A. I think, therefore I yam.
Yammy
Thanksgiving Day Pick-Up Line:
Hey Sweetie, I only have pies for you.
|
Q.
Why was the potato crying over his vodka and tonic?
A. It was his cousins.
Q.
Why did the potato cross the road so fast?
A. To get away from the peelers!
Q.
Why do Idaho potato growers dig telling river rapids tuber
jokes?
A. 'Cause people really eat them up.
Q.
What do you call a yam that was stolen for Thanksgiving
dinner?
A. A hot potato. |
