| Q.
What did the lemon say to the lime?
A. Sour you doing?
Q.
What is a skeleton's favorite fruit?
A. Spineapple.
Q.
What is it called when somebody topples over a tangy fruit
pie?
A. Upsetting the apple tart.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the guy who had a gun made out of
lime Jell-o?
A. For carrying a congealed weapon. |
Q.
Where do they make strawberries?
A. At the strawberry plant.
Q.
What did the woman say to her dog, Barry, after he dug up
her fruit patch?
A. "That's the last straw, Barry!"
Q.
What happened when the fruit farmer decided to specialize
in nectarines?
A. Everything was peachy keen.
Q.
What do you call a hangun that looks lke a piece of fruit?
A. A bangnana.
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Q.
What is yellow on the outside, but green on the inside?
A. A cucumber wearing a banana costume.
Q.
Which currency do fruit use to make purchases?
A. Banana bread dough.
Q.
Why didn't the banana yell Hi?
A. Because it could only yellow.
Q.
What do you call a stick of dynamite hidden inside a piece
of fruit?
A. A big bangnana. |
