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Bite into juicy jokes, suck on bitterly funny lemon puns, zesty laughs and sour citrus humor.

Lemon Jokes, Juicy Citrus Puns, Sour Puns
(Because Sugary Sweet Talk Is Not Mainstream Enough at This Lemonade Stand, So Just Pucker Up!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Sour humor may cause puckers of laughter and ade in juicy grins.
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Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!Q. What do you do if ife gives you melons? A. See a doctor, because you're dyslexic!Q. What do you give to a sick lemon? A. Lemon Aid!

Q. Why did the lemon hide from the bully?
A. Because it was yellow.

A lemon walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over and says, "You know, I like you. You've got a lot of a peel."

When life gives you lemons, just find somebody with salt and tequila!

Q. Why did the guy lose his job at the lemonade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!

Q. What did the lemon say to the lime?
A. Sour you doing?

Q. Which kind of lemon pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue.

Q. Why di the lemon go out with a prune? A. She couldn't find a date!Q. What do you call a dancing pie? A. Lemon Merengue. Ole!Q. Why was the lemon feeling depressed? A. It lost its zest for life!

Q. Why was the lemon all by itself?
A. Because the banana split.

Q. What did the lemon grower need for his new startup company?
A. Seed money.

Q. Which kind of lemon performs for charity?
A. Lemon Aid!

Sign at Plastic Surgery Clinic: If life gives you lemons, we can give you melons.

Q. Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
A. It had a sour stomach.

Sour Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you a lemon? 'Cause you make me want to pucker up.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cat and a lemon? A. A sour puss!Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon, and a shot of Tequila!Q. Why do lemons wear suntan lotion? A. Because they peel!

Zesty Fruit Fact of the Day: Did you know that lemons and limes like to fight? Yes, they're bitter rivals.

"This lemon is much too sour," Guy said bitterly.

Q. Why did the lemon cross the road?
A. It wanted to play squash.

Q. What did the lemon say when it answered the phone?
A. Yellow.

Q. How do you make a lemon drop?
A. Hold it up high, and then let go.

Q. Which NBC sitcom character is a citrus fruit's favorite?
A. Liz Lemon.

Q. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? A. It wasn't peeling well!Q. Why did the lemon fail its driving test? A. It kept peeling out!An Orange Asks: Orange you glad you saw this pun?

Q. Why did the lemon disapprove of its daughter?
A. She was a little tart.

Q. How can you help an injured citrus fruit?
A. Give it a little lemon aid.

Q. Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. Why did the citrus fruit have transportation problems?
A. Because its car was a lemon.

Q. What happened after the orange slept with a dirty lemon?
A. It got lemon AIDs.

Q. Which is a citrus fruit's favorite crayon color?
A. Lemon Yellow.

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