| Q.
What do you call a retired veggie?
A. A has bean.
Customer:
Waiter, what is this?
Waiter: It's bean soup.
Customer: I don't care what it's been. What is it now?
Q.
Why do some fungi have to pay for two seats on a plane?
A. Because they take too mushroom.
Q.
What is it called when somebody minces vegetables after
a long delay?
A. Finally chopped. |
Q.
What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate
board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.
Veggie
Fact of the Day: Did you know Bruce Lee has a vegetarian
brother? His name is Brocco Lee.
Q.
Which kind of vegetable do librarians like most?
A. Quiet Peas!
Q.
What kind of salad can you buy at a gas station convenience
store?
A. Regular and un-lettuced .
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Q.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
A. There are too many ears!
Q.
Why was the corn odering the cabbage around?
A. 'Cause it was the Kernel.
Q.
What do you say to compliment a vegetable gardener?
A. Smashing Pumpkins!
Q.
What do you call a fast fungi?
A. A mush vroom!
Did
you know that cheap olive oil gets a lot of bad press? |
