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Q. What happened after a guy reported his coffee cup stolen?
A. He had to go down to the police station to look at some
mug shots.
Q.
What kind of tea do cops prefer?
A. Police brew tally tea.
Q.
Why did the pot of coffee have to call the police department?
A. 'Cause it got mugged!
Q.
Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!
Q.
How does the Krispy Creme sales rep refer to his agenda?
A. Doughnut Call List.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the restaurant hostess?
A. She kept breaking bread. |
Q.
How do motorcycle cops host the best backyard BBQ pig roast
ever?
A. They go whole hog!
Q.
What do you call a rookie banana motorcycle cop in California?
A. Banana CHIPs!
Q.
What do you call the teal-colored tape some police wrap
around crime scenes?
A. Cordon Blue.
Q.
Is it proper to eat donuts with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!
Q.
What does a strangler serial killer eat for dessert?
A. Garrote Cake.
Q.
Which kind of bakery always merits 24-hour police protection?
A. Donut shops.
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Q.
Which sneaky thief steals meat off your BBQ grill?
A. The Hamburglar.
Q.
Which topping doesn't a cop like on his toast?
A. A traffic jam.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the chef?
A. They accused him of beating the eggs.
Q.
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?
A. I've been flamed!
Q.
What is an inmate's least favorite food?
A. Celery.
Q.
Which kind of donuts can fly?
A. The plane ones.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?
A. He was caught pinching the salt. |
