What is the ultimate car for a rural police detective?
A. A track-tor.
What is a serial killer's favorite Travolta Flick?
A. Splatter Day Night Fever.
Pick-Up Line: You, me,
handcuffs, whipped cream. You interested?
How long did the young detective lead the investigation?
A. Until a senior detective got on his case.
horoscope said: "You're going places today and you
can't be stopped!" Yeah right, tell that to the cop
that just pulled me over...
What do you call the leader of a cellular biology gang?
A. The nucleus.
There are hundreds of dead people and a cannibal here!
Police Dispatcher: Where are you?
Blonde: Littleton Cemetery. (Alferd Packer, confessed cannibal,
is buried in Littleton, Colorado.)
Enforcement Point to Ponder: Is a policeman's favorite tool
his night stick?
What was the optician's excuse to the cops?
A. I've been framed!
Pick-Up Line: I'm from
the FBI, Fine Body Investigations, and I'm going to have
to ask you to assume the position.
What did the TV anchorman do when he was told there was
a pursuit in progress?
A. He cut to the chase.