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momma mean a... !
psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have
a magnetic personality.
shrink could see right through his egocentric behavior.
What is the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A. A psychologist pulls habits out of a rat!
Why is psychotherapy a lot faster for a man than for a woman?
A. Because when it's time for a man to go back to childhood,
he's already there!
Q. What did the psychiatrist say to his blonde nurse?
A. "Please just say 'We're really busy," instead
of 'It's a madhouse in here.'"
build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
Psychiatrists collect the rent!
What did the shrink say to the man with an elephant on his
A. "You have a lot on your mind."
another reason the forest is really scary at night.
Why did the mathematician send the expression to the psychiatrist?
A. Because it wasn't rational.
must be why the psychiatrist can't shrink the bill?
don't have Bipolar Disease. It must be Down's Syndrome because
I can handle the ups, but not the downs!
elevator walks into a shrink's office and says, "Doc,
I think I'm out of control." Shrink replies, "In
your line of work, you're bound to have your ups and downs."
What happens if a psychiatrist and a prostitute spend the
A. In the morning, each of them says, "$200 Please."
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Freud Day Friday!
you hear about the shrink who spent a long weekend at a
winter psychologist convention in Aspen? On Monday morning,
he reported that he'd never seen so many Freudian slips.
two egotists meet for lunch, it's an I for an I.
"Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog!"
Shrink: "Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you."
Patient: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture!"
walks into a psychiatrist's office and says, "Doctor,
you've got to help me. I think I'm a deck of cards."
The shrink replies, "Sit over there, and I'll deal
with you later."
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