What do optometrists call Denver, Colorado?
A. The Mile Eye City.
Why was optometry school so easy for the star pupil?
A. Because he was a visual learner.
Why was the eye doctor always so happy?
A. He was an Opto-mist!
Which Transformer is also an optometrist?
A. Oculus Prime.
Funny Blunder of the Day: A patient saw two guys wearing
matching clothing and asked if they were gay. Turned out
that was actually his optometrist.
Insight: My earliest childhood memory is going to the optometrist
when I was six years old. Everything before that is a mere
guy showed his bud a pic of his wife and said, "Isn't
she stunning!" Bud replied, "You should see my
wife." Guy asked, "Wow, is she stunning, too?"
Bud replied, "No, she's an optometrist."
ophthalmologist, optometrist, and optician walked into a
bar. Bartender says, "Wow, I didn't see this joke
Why did the optometrist aspire to become a TV news helicopter
A. He wanted to be an eye in the sky.
How did the optometrist greet his new pirate patient?
A. Aye, aye!
What did the optometrist say on Monday morning after a fun
A. Eye had the time of eye life!
Which root vegetable is the favorite of optometrists?
A. Potatoes, because they have so many eyes.
Insightful Factoid: Optometrists are men of vision.
How did the optometrist greet his new one-eyed pirate patient?
A. Aye Matey!
What is a vegetable optometrist called?
A. A sea cucumber.