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Q. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A. Denis!
Q. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? A Fill me in when you return!
Q. What is a dentist's favorite movie? A. Plaque to the future!
Q. What is a dentist's favorite day of the week? A. Tooth Day!


Dental Jokes, Funny Tooth Puns, Biting Humor
Brace yourself for toothy puns, orthodontist humor, and dentist jokes that you can't brush off!

Dentist Puns, Teeth Jokes, Dental Humor
(Because Ahh-Some Dentist Jokes and Painful Tooth Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Open Wide!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Biting humor, crooked jokes, laughter drills and numb dentist puns ahead.
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Q. What did the dentist say to the computer? A. This won't hurt a byte!Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?A book never written: Pain Management by Nova Cane

Q. Why did a blonde drive to the auto body repair shop?
A. She was looking for a dentist!

Q. Why do you forget about a tooth right after the dentist pulls it?
A. Duh! Because it goes right out of your head!

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
Patient: Um, I'm not!

Q. Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in the dentist's window?
A. It's against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q. Why are teeth so honest?
A. Because their mentor is the Truth Fairy!

A guy goes to to the dentist and the doctor asked, "When's the last time you flossed. The guy replied, "You remember. You were there."

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, and a dentist jokewithoutspaces!

Dental Groan of the Day: This toothache is driving me to extraction!

Q. Who wrote the toothy best seller, Dental Examination?
A. Hope N. Wide.

Has your tooth stopped hurting yet? I don't know? The dentist kept it!Q. Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist? A. She needed a ROOT canal!A dentist married a manicurist, but they fought like tooth and nail!

Q. Why did the snowman visit an orthodontist?
A. To correct his frostbite!

My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by some guy who was just filling in.

Q. Why should you try to be nice to your dentist?
A. Because dentists have fillings, too!

Dentists have their own flossophy about how to keep teeth clean.

Q. What happened after the guy had a first date with a dental hygienist?
A. She said she'd had a great time and she'd like to see me again in six months...

Dental Procedure Point to Ponder: Why is contemplating a root canal so unnerving?

The dentist attended Emory and the manicurist still goes to Emery.

Q. Why are gifted teeth so sharp?
A. They study a lot.

Dentistry Fact of the Day: Dentists deal with the same old grind, day after day.

Q. Why did the deer need braces? A. He had buck teeth!Q. What does a dentist do during an earthquake? A. He braces himself!Q. What game did the dentist play as a child? A. Caps and robbers!

Q. What is an orthodontist's favorite place to shop?
A. The Gap!

Q. Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A. To an orca-dontist.

Q. Who gives out oral hygiene gifts at Christmas time?
A. Santa Floss!

Q. Who gives a young sasquatch money for his teeth?
A. The Tooth Hairy!

I went to a dentist before eating lunch. He gave me a plate.

Q. What time does the dental hygienist take her break?
A. Tooth Hurty.

Did you hear about the dentist and manicurist couple who broke up? They fought tooth and nail.

Q. What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?
A. They both use drills.

Q. Why couldn't the tooth stay for dinner?
A. It was in a brush.

Q. Why did the donut go to the dentist? A. It needed a little filling!You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity!Q. Why did the king go to the dentist? A. To get his teeth crowned!

Q. Why did the old tree need to see a dentist?
A. For a root canal.

Q. Why should you be nice to your dentist?
A. Because he has fillings, too!

I've been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill...

Dentists really do use the worst pick up lines!

Q. How are vampires and false teeth alike?
A. Both only come out at night.

Q. What is your dentist's favorite day of the week?
A. Tooths-day!

Q.What is a dentist's office?
A. A filling station.

Q. Why did the vampire always keep his fangs so clean?
A. To prevent bat breath!

Biting Point to Ponder: Why do you always notice a tooth problem at 5:01 PM on a Friday night?

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