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Q. What do neurons use to talk to each other? A. A cell phone!Q. What do you get if you cross a thought and a light bulb? A. A bright idea!q. What type of photos do brains post at Facebook? A. Cell-fies!

Q. What works best, after it's fired?
A. A Neuron!

Q. Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
A. It had trouble controlling its impulses.

Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.

Patient: "Doc, I've swallowed a spoon!"
Shrink: "Please sit down, and don't stir."

Q. What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
A. You get a binding relationship.

Q. What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
A. Carried it over the threshold.

Q. Where does a brain go on vacation? A. To a Hippocampus!Q. Which street does the hippocampus live on? A. Memory Lane!Q. What does a brain do when it sees a brain across the street? A. It gives a brain wave!

Q. What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
A. Let's Connect!

Q. Why should you keep matches away from a neuron?
A. You might cause it to fire an action potential.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now!

Q. Why does the spinal cord belong in the brass section of the orchestra?
A. It has dorsal and ventral horns.

Q. What did the axon terminal say to tthe receptor when they broke up?
A. I need my space.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places...

Q. What is your shrink's favorite day of the week? A. Freud Day!Q. What did the parietal say to the frontal? A. I lobe you!Q. When does a brain become afraid A. When it loses its nerve!

Happy Freud Day Friday!

Did you hear about the shrink who spent a long weekend at a winter psychologist convention in Aspen? On Monday morning, he reported that he'd never seen so many Freudian slips.

Q. What happens if you bother the parietal lobe?
A. It gets very touchy.

Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac."
Shrink: "Don't worry. There's something you can take for that!"

Q. What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
A. You're a real pain.

Doctor: "You only have six months to live."
Man: "I can't pay your bill."
Doctor: "Okay then, I'll give you another six months."

Q. What do you call a group of brain cells that sing? A. A glia club!Q. Which type of boat is the favorite of brains? A. A cranial blood vessel!Q. Where do brains go on vacation in Massachusetts? A. Braintree, MA!

Q. Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
A. To have a high resting point.

Q. What is the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?
A. At a mental hospital, you have to show improvement to get out!

Q. Which cranial nerve would be right at home in Nevada?
A. The Vagus Nerve!

Teacher: "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?"
First Grader: "Don't bite any!"

Q. What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!

Wrap your brain around this: A doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send the bill to her husband!

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