Do old comedian butchers ever die?
A. No, they just go on cutting up.
What do you call a joke that you choke on?
A. A Gag.
What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hot dog puns.
How do you describe a jocular sewage joker?
A. Pun Gent!
What didn't the comedian tell painful puns about gym socks?
A. Because they would stink!
Do old bosses ever die?
A. No, no matter how much you wish they would.
Opticians are not just in it because they have specs appeal!
Q. Why did a woman go to the optician to return a pair of
glasses she bought for her husband?
A. He still wasn't seeing things her way.
clear to see that opticians are not just in it for the frame
What's an apt punishment for an optician that made funky
A. Give him 20 lashes.
What was the lens's excuse to the cop?
A. I've been framed!
What happened after one office worker began wearing professional
business attire to work?
A. Everybody else followed suit.
dude wants a pizza her!
Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?
Waiter: No, I cleaned it off.
Why couldn't the chef get into the Italian restaurant?
A. He had gnocchi.
Do old cheesemongers ever die?
A. Nah, they just smell that way.
How does pizza introduce itself to you?
A. Slice to meet you!
is the only love triangle the Italian chef was interested
What happened when the employee was unexpectedly transferred
to the London office?
A. He had to get a move on.