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Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away. Orthopedist claims working with fractures isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Q. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A. A hug and a quiche.

Q. What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
A. The Captain's Log!

Q. How many orthopedists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why don't you just take out the socket? You're not using it anyway.

An optometrist fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.I tried looking for gold, but it didn't pan out.

Q. What did the optometrist say to the patient with three eyes?
A. Aye, Aye, Aye.

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Q. Why did the geologist's wife leave him?
A. He took her for granite.

After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.What did the religious owner of a pest control company say to inspire his employees? "Brothers and sisters, let us spray."A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Q. What do you call an ant that just won't go away?
A. Perman-ant.

Q. Why don't people like working at a bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Horsing Around: If ya wanna make money as a comedian, you gotta have a cents of humor.Did you hear about the opticican? Two glasses, and he made a spectacle of himself.

Q. How do you get a horse drunk?
A. Drink him under the stable.

Optometry jokes just keep getting cornea...

Biker dude wants a pizza her!

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