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(Because NOT Funny Jobs That Don't Pay Well Are Too Mainstream)
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Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get DerangedI used to be a nun, but I was expelled due to dirty habits.Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.

Cook a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!

Q. What do penguins like for lunch?
A. Brrrr-itos!

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Q. What did the judge say when a skunk walked in to testify? A. Odor in the Court!If you get a gift basket from a psychiatrist, it'll probably be shrink wrapped.A male snake charmer married a lady undertaker. Their bath towels read: "Hiss" and "Hearse"

Bar none, this is one very stinky skunk joke. Guilty as charged.
Q. What do you call a sick eagle?
A. Illegal.

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

Q. What did the snake give to his wife?
A. A goodnight hiss!

My Pig Had a Rash, So the Vet Gave Her Some Oinkment.Why Did the Farmer Quit? His celery wasn't high enough!Regular visitors to the dentist ARE familiar with the drill!

If a baby pig is called a piglet, is a young bull called a bullet?

Q. What is a farmer's favorite novel?
A. War and Peas.

Q.What is a dentist's office?
A. A filling station.

Hope there's a fireman nearby, 'cause you're smokin'Q. What has four wheels and flies? A Garbage TruckHey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's Hi, How are you?"

In a recession, the most secure job is garbage collector because business is always picking up!

At least the chef gnome is cooking up some hot cross buns.

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