Old
refrigerator repairmen never die, they just lose their cool.
Old
food critics never die, but they do lose their sense of
taste.
Q.
Why did the seasoned old chef pass away?
A. 'Cause he ran out of thyme.
Cook
a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him how
to fish, and you get rid of him for the entire weekend!
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Q.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile!
Q.
What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?
A. A Romin' Catholic.
Q.
What do you call a nun who's also an attorney?
A. A sister-in-law.
Q.
What do you call the guy who is directly under the sisters
in the parish?
A. Second to nun.
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IT Babble of the Day: In order to understand recursion you
must first understand recursion.
Q.
Why did the computer programmer go broke?
A. He lost all his cache.
Q.
Why did the computer spy quit?
A. He just couldn't hack it anymore.
Q.
How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope! |