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(Because NOT Funny Jobs That Don't Pay Well Are Too Mainstream)
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Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.I used to be a tailor, but I found the work to be so-so.99% of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils.

Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

Q. Why do Java developers wear glasses? A. Because they can't C.

Q. Did you hear about the tailor who wore two jackets while painting the house?
A. The instructions on the can said to put on two coats.

Q. What would happen if you took the school bus home?
A. The police would make you bring it back!

Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenCheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business.Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

When two egotists meet for lunch, it's an I for an I.

Cheesy Pun has nothing to do with cheese, but that's not the hole story. Now she lives in Wisconsin and is gainfully employed.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way...

I used to be a butler, but decided that wasn't my cup of tea.Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.

There are two types of people:
Those who love Starbucks, and liars.

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

I don't find doctor puns funny now that I have an irony deficiency.

Marathon runners with bad footwear, suffer the agony of da feet.Groaner Joke: I Used To Be A Tap Dancer, Until I Fell Into the Sink!Holistic Elf Doctor is a Gnome-EOPATH.

Marathon pun readers suffer in agony, as well.

Q. Why did Hulk flush the toilet?
A. Because it was his duty!

Do gnome doctors still make house calls?

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