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(Because NOT Funny Jobs That Don't Pay Well Are Too Mainstream)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Relax, laugh, and don't get all worked up.
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Never lie to an X-ray technician. They can see right through you.I used to work in a blanket factory, but then it folded.My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Apparently, that's just part of the job description.

Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It's a very obscure number that you've never heard of.

Q. What does bread do after it's done baking?
A. It loafs around.

Q. What did the painter say to the wall? A. One more crack, and I'll plaster you!Two podiatrists became arch enemies.Q. What did the judge say when skunks walked into court? A. Good Morning, Lawyers.

Q. Did you hear about the painter who died?
A. Too many strokes
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But now the rift is heeled and both now toe the line.

Q. What do you get when you cross a robot with a skunk?
A. R-2 P-U

Top Bakers Trade Bread Recipes on a Knead To Know Basis.Mad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.99% of cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Dough-Nuts.

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
A. Because they're all in HIGH School!

Author Un GnomeAll the toilets in NYC police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on!Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Sprite tell-all dishes up dirt about elves and pixies.

Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.

Q. What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.

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