Q.
How many mystery authors does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and one to give it a surprise
twist right at the end.
Q.
What happened to an author when the past, present, and future
walked in to a bar?
A. Nothing, but it was tense.
Q.
How did the old grammarian die?
A. By falling into a comma.
Q.
Why don't old copy editors ever die?
A. Because they just rewrite the text. |
Q.
Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.
Q.
What did the cop say to the toilet theft suspect?
A. If you run, you'll just go to jail tired.
Q.
Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen?
A They sell more tickets.
Q.
Why was the cannibal cop arrested?
A. He was caught grilling his suspects!
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Q.
Which kind of socks does a horticulturist wear?
A. Garden hose.
Q.
Why did the horticulturist quit his job?
A. His celery wasn’t high enough.
Q.
What does the Green Giant wear when he goes to a corporate
board meeting?
A. A three peas suit.
Q.
How did the old landscaper die?
A. He was weeded out. |