What do you get if you cross a telephone and an iron?
A. A smooth operator.
pesky telemarketers call, just hand the phone to your three-year-old
and tell her it's Santa...
What does a cat with Verizon cell service say?
A. Can you hear meow?
Doc, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take the candles off.
How is a hospital gown like health insurance?
A. You're never covered as much as you think you are!
a doctor was examining his patient, he asked, "Any
coughing, wheezing, or shortness of cash?"
What is the dental term for an astronaut's cavity?
A. A Black Hole.
dentist simply wouldn't stop working on my teeth? I guess
he was abscess-ive compulsive?
dentist seemed a bit distracted today. Is he just brushing