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Job Joke: Whiteboards Are Remarkable!I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

Q. Why did you leave your last job?
A. Company relocated and didn't tell me where...

Software Joke: If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Q. What music do eye doctors prefer?
A. iTunes.

Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.Q. What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a general? A. A Military Coo!My desire to be a dermatologist was only skin deep, but I was destined for osteology. I feel it in my bones.

Some patients really hate this joke.

Q. Why couldn't anybody see the bird?
A. Because it was in da skies.

Because you walk on hot coals with your feet, not your hands.

My cavity wasn't filled my my regular dentist, just by a guy who was filling in.Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to PotDockyard: A Physician's Garden.

Ignore your teeth, and they will all go away.

Old basketball players never die. They just go on dribbling.

Q. What is bacteria?
A. The back door to the school cafeteria.

Q. What's the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer? One is a bird watcher, and the other's a word botcher.Doctors tried to save him with an I.V. but, their efforts were all in vein.Hardworking Memes Make Gnome Sense

Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A. A bird that talks in morse code.

I don't find doctor puns funny now that I have an irony deficiency.

True, but he tries harder than his lazy meme contemporaries.

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