How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes ten-million years.
Why didn't the ammonite move?
A. 'Cause it needed fossil fuel.
What do you call energy that takes a team to produce?
A. Crewed oil.
Why was the oil company behind schedule?
A. Because there were too many projects in the pipeline.
believe that the Yellowstone super volcano is overdue for
an eruption, and they're calling it Eruptile Dysfunction.
What is the zen philosophy of wind turbines?
A. one good turn deserves another.
What do you need to know to become a city trash collector?
A. You just p;ick it up as you go along
What is it called when a garbage collector has a filty mouth?
A. Trash talking.
Pick-Up Line: Dang
hottie, you smell like garbage, so how 'bout I take you
out right now?
What did the boss at the trash collecting company say when
he fired the garbageman?
A. You're canned.
What is a conversation between two garbage cans called?
A. Trash talk.
What is a group of very small trash containers called?
A. A litter.
Fact of the Day: Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated
by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain.
How many lumens does it take to replace a 60 watt light
A. It doesn't matter as long as it's not that creepy blue
How many suburbanites does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it has to look just like every other house on
How many black monoliths does it take to change a light
A. Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Zen Masters carry their own light.
Why are wind turbines terrible baseball players?
A. 'Cause they just swing at air.
scientists have recently calculated that taking a five minute
shower uses 2/3 less water than a 15 minute shower does.