Where will Muslims go to pray when they visit Mars?
A. Elon Mosque.
What do you call it if you're seeing a girl from planet
A. An inter-spacial relationship.
What's heavier? A galaxy, mars, earth, or the sun?
A. The Earth. Galaxy and Mars are candy bars, and the Sun
is a newspaper!
What was the Martian hipster doing on his green
vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the galactic mainstream.
What does a Martian use to keep his roids warm when vacationing
on a comet?
A. A Space Heater!
Which kind of space alien hides out in a bog?
A. A Marsh-ian.
you hear that Elon Musk has a plan to design electronic
grass for Mars. Yeah, he's calling it E-Lawn.
What do you call a Martian who frequents golf courses?
A. A little green bogey man.
Why are Martians so confused about what to say to humans
when they encounter them on Earth?
A. They're never sure about where and when to ask for a
leader or a liter or a litre.
Out Pick-Up Line: Is your dad a Martian? 'Cause you're out
of this world!
Which movie proved there will never be life on the Red Planet?
A. Martian Impossible.
After the Martians made a movie about Earth, why did they
come back for more Earthlings?
A. They needed some extra terrestrials.
Which classic sci-fi TV sitcom do aliens from the fourth
rock from the sun binge watch?
A. My Favorite Martian.
Which classic sci-fi television series did Martians without
GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.
Why don't they play golf on Mars?
A. Too many black holes.