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Groaner: A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only Got My Shelf To Blame.What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!

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A. Lots of blood tests.

Q. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A. Book Worms!

Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They're cheaper than day rat
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Old chemistry teachers never dies, they just fail to react.

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls

An English teacher asked a smart ass student to name two pronouns. The student replied, "Who, Me?"

Babe, I gnome my math and you have one significant figure!Q. What is a Thesaurus' Favorite Dessert? A. Synonym BunsQ. What is a gnome's favorite subject? A. Gnome Room

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Lines: Funny, but the gnumbers don't seem to add up.

Q. How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend?
A. With a polynomial ring!

Roll right over that pun. Breader not miss the next joke.

Q. Why did the M&M go to school?
A. Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!

Troll Trivia: Gnomes prefer to study instead of being studied.

Q. Why don't farts ever graduate from high school?
A. Because they're always expelled!

How did one astronaut on the moon say he was sorry? He Apollo-gized.Did you swallow magnets? 'Cause gnirl, you're so attractive!A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction.

Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moonbeams.

Q. What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A. A Lunatic!

Scientific Pick-Up Line: Naturally, you're drawn to this punny come-on by Dr. Gnome.

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Suspended by Dan Glynn

Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams... But yet, they don't let us sleep in class.

Q.Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? A. He wanted to see how long he slept!

Q. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A. Moon PiMad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.Luckily I brought my library card 'cause I am checking you out!

Q. How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A. She'll work for pi.

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

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Triumphant Conquest by Victor Yee

Smart Pick-Up Line Gnot: That's an oxymoron and she gnows that.

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