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Groaner: A Book Just Fell On My Head. I've Only Got My Shelf To Blame.What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!

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Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls

Babe, I gnome my math and you have one significant figure!Q. What is a Thesaurus' Favorite Dessert? A. Synonym BunsQ. What is a gnome's favorite subject? A. Gnome Room

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Lines: Funny, but the gnumbers don't seem to add up.

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Troll Trivia: Gnomes prefer to study instead of being studied.

How did one astronaut on the moon say he was sorry? He Apollo-gized.Did you swallow magnets? 'Cause gnirl, you're so attractive!A rubberband pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math destruction.

Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moonbeams.

Q. What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A. A Lunatic!

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Teachers always tell us to follow our dreams... But yet, they don't let us sleep in class.

Q.Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? A. He wanted to see how long he slept!

Q. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? A. Moon PiMad as I was, I didn't give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.Luckily I brought my library card 'cause I am checking you out!

Q. Would a smoked cheese grow on a tree?
A. No, but an Applewood.

However, zombies really ticked me off, and I mean off.

Smart Pick Up Line Gnot: That's an oxymoron and she gnows that.

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