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Never Trust Atoms. They Make Up Everything.Hey Gnirl, I've got my ion you!I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Q. Oxygen had a second date with potassium. How did it go?
A. It went OK2!

Dr. Gnome positively knows the formula for love.

A chemist was reading a book about helium. He just couldn't put it down.

Hey Gnirl, are you copper? 'Cause I CU in my dreams!Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!

Dr. Gnome pick up line: Gnomes gnow about entrapment and when gnot to incriminate themselves.

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
"What do we want?"
"Time travel."
"When do we want it?"
"Irrelevant."

Q. Why was the students report card all wet?
A. Because it was below C (sea) level.

Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.Gnome Economics has nothing to do with cooking.Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the Head

If the clone has no hair, does that make it a wool-free sheep's cloning?

Q. Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A. Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.Your eyes have their own vocabulary. What a beautiful language to learn!

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

Q. Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?
A. He slipped and got the sack.

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