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Never Trust Atoms. They Make Up Everything.Hey Gnirl, I've got my ion you!I'm reading a book about gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Q. Oxygen had a second date with potassium. How did it go?
A. It went OK2!

Q. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
A. They're cheaper than day rates.

Dr. Gnome positively knows the formula for love.

A Book Never Written:
For Whom? by Pete Sake

A chemist was reading a book about helium. He simply could not put it down.

A Book Never Written:
Leaflet Design by Pam F. Lett

Hey Gnirl, are you copper? 'Cause I CU in my dreams!Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!

Dr. Gnome pick up line: Gnomes gnow about entrapment and when gnot to incriminate themselves.

A Book Never Written:
Long Walk Home by Miss Da Buss

A group of protesters in front of a physics lab:
"What do we want?"
"Time travel."
"When do we want it?"
"Irrelevant."

Q. Why was the students report card all wet?
A. Because it was below C (sea) level.

A Book Never Written:
Mapping the Countryside by Sir Vey

Sheep Joke: When I finally figured out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.Gnome Economics has nothing to do with cooking.Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the Head

If the clone has no hair, does that make it a wool-free sheep's cloning?

Q. Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
A. Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q. What is a sleeping brain's favorite band?
A. REM

Hey Gnirl, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight!Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.Your eyes have their own vocabulary. What a beautiful language to learn!

Dr. Gnome Pick-Up Line for meteorologists, weathermen and prognosticators: The forecast is funny!

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Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Knightley

Q. Did you hear about the circumcision doctor?
A. He slipped and got the sack.

Doctor: "What is the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?"
Nurse: "No change yet."

A cheesy pick-up line for those who have completed GSL classes.

A Book Never Written:
Plunging Necklines by Seymour Bust

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