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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a beer is. Bartender says, "For you, no charge."Lost my library card, but I'm still checking you out!99% of cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils.

An anagramist walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the clean fog?"

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Q. Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
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Are you a 90 angle? 'Cause you're looking so right!Past, Present & Future Walked Into a Bar. It Was Tense!Hey Gnirl, are you a carbon sample? 'Cause I want to date you!

Are you a dyslexic angel, 'cause you looking la-right to me.

A book walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Please, no stories!"

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Gnirl is just a fig-ment of his imagination?

The med student worried about passing as a surgeon, but did make the cut.Dead Languages Are Already EncryptedDid you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.

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An optimist sees a glass half full. A pessimist sees it half empty. An engineer sees it twice as large as it needs to be.

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Past Travels: Gnome Mystery. *Footnote in historyDid you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.Hey Gnirl, your bosons give me a HADRON!

One is the loneliest gnumber that he'll ever gnome.

Did investigators finally meat their match?

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