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Q. Why did the guy hate his job crushing pop cans?
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Are you a chemist? 'Cause I want to do you on a table periodically!To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for Nothing!Anonymous: Gnome Name

Dr. Gnome Pick Up Line: Basic elements, all laid out, what coud be more gnormal?

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There's gnome time like the present, past and future. Who gnew gnomes are time travelers?I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked."Hey Gnirl, do you love water? That means you love 60% of me already!

Time traveling trolls went back in time to the future to post this meme again.

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