Q. What did the Colorado hail storm say to the roof?
onto your shingles 'cause this isn't ordinary sprinkles.
Colorado, if you don't get hit by lightning or hail, you
might as well just go along with the flow.
you hear about the two Colorado weathermen who both broke
an arm and a leg in a storm-chasing accident? They called
in from the hospital about the four casts!
having a great summer in Colorado if: You have NOT had to
utter the phrase, What the Hail!
What is today's Colorado weather forecast?
today, hot tamale.
Where do Colorado meteorologists stop on their way home
after a busy weather day at work?
might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high
gusts are bothering you. And,
you might be in Boulder if high guests bother you.
You might be outside a pot shop, if nothing bothers
What is the meteorological term for when high pressure goes
on vacation to Colorado?
Can bees fly in the rain?
A. Not without their yellow jackets.