Q.
Where might you go if you want to get blown away?
A. The Windy City, Chicago.
Q.
Does the wind like renewable energy?
A. Actually, it's a big fan!
Q.
Why are there so many decorative wind chmes in Chicago?
A. Because it's the Windy City.
Q.
Which day of the week creates the most alternative energy?
A. Winds Day.
Q.
What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel at the
renewable energy convention?
A. Hey, I'm a big fan.
Q.
Why did the hurricane wear a monicle?
A. It only had one eye. |
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Flash! A powerful tornado tore through town last night.
So far, eight bodies have been recovered. Plot twister:
It only damaged the local graveyard.
Q.
What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have
in common?
A. In the end, someone is gonna lose a house trailer.
Q.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A. Hold onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job.
Q.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A. Hang onto your leaves. This ain't no ordinary breeze!
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Q.
How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Last minute panic shopping in crowded stores.
Q.
How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Regular television programs are preempted for specials.
Q.
How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Days off from work.
Q.
How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Candles.
Q.
How does a hurricane know where it's going?
A. It uses its eye.
Q.
How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. At some point, you'll have a tree inside your house.
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