| Q.
Why does Bigfoot like to hear these Colorado native jokes?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't want to myth out on
the punch lines!
Q.
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings on Mt. Elbert in
Colorado?
A. Because it's in the Sawatch Range.
Local
Little-Known Fact of the Day: Did you know Bigfoot works
as a cop in Denver? Of course not, he's undercover!
Q.
Why did Bigfoot run around Colorado with a piece of raw
meat on his head?
A. Some tourist called him a Big Grill-a!
You
might be a cool local if you you know how to spell
Fraser, Colorado. |
Q.
Why are Colorado hiking supply stores so diverse?
A. Because they employ people from all walks of life.
Q.
Why are these Colorado Native jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because the new influx of Coloradans are making them
up now!
Q.
What did the cowboy at the Scottish festival in Estes Park
say after a bear ate Lassie?
A. Well, doggone.
Q.
How do Colorado chefs deal with cold weather?
A. They just turn up the SHU (Scoville Heat Units) in tonight's
chile verde!
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Colorado
Winter Point to Ponder: During a total white-out blizzard,
how would you even know if you saw the Abominable Snowman?
Colorado
Insider Outdoor Camping Tip: If you get cold in your tent,
just go stand in the corner because it's always 90º there!
Q.
Which frozen treat do dogs enjoy on a hot summer day in
Colorado?
A. Pupsicles.
Local
Laugh of the Day: Did you hear about the Colorado dog who
learned to speak like a horse? It was a real dog and pony
show.
Q.
What do natives call it when big hairy spiders rain down
out of the sky near Four Corners, Colorado?
A. A tarantula downpour! |
