Colorado Pothead: It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it! I like my jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!

Coloradans with the munchies know pizza jokes are all about the delivery!

Colorado Pothead Point to Ponder: Why are Goldfish the only snacks that smile back?

Q. What happens if you consume 5280 cannabis edibles?
A. You get a pot belly, but you know you'll work it off in a mile.

Spaced Out Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch chile from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?

Air Travel Point to Ponder: Is it lame to brag about joining the Two Mile High Club on top of Pike's Peak?

Q. What do you call an eyeball that takes off from Front Range Airport?
A. An Eye in the Sky.

Colorado Vacation Highlights: Did you hear about the blonde camper who slept like a log? She woke up in the campfire...

Q. What is the hot new slogan of the Aurora Notel on E Colfax?
A. You've Rented the Room, Now Buy the Video!

Colorado Chat Up Line: Hey babe, how about you wander that lust over here?

Q. What do stoners always take along on Colorado Bigfoot hunting trips?
A. High-powered night vision cameras.

Q. Why don't Coloradans torch ditch weed?
A. Oh come on Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!

Q. When Colorado Santa's not wearing red, what is his favorite color?
A. Ganja Green.

Classic 420 Point to Ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.

Q. What is a Colorado Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Smoke Two Joints.

Q. Why does Colorado Bigfoot like to hear these jokes?
A. Because Sasquatch doesn't want to myth out on the punch lines!

Q. Why did Bigfoot run around Colorado with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. Some tourist called him a Big Grill-a!

Q. Which exibit do locksmiths always visit at the Denver Zoo?
A. The monkey house.

Q. How many Colorado tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to ask for directions.

Q. What can a Colorado tourist do to learn more about Pikes Peak?
A. Just study up on it.

Q. What's the difference between lawyers and a herd of Colorado bison?
A. Lawyers charge more.

Q. Which University of Northern Colorado fraternity has the most sheep?
A. Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Q. Where does a Colorado State Ram get a stylish trim?
A. At the baa-baa shop.

Q. What did the hard of hearing barber say to the Colorado State Ram?
A. Sorry, I can't shear you...

Q. How do tourists and CSU students feel about white water rafting on the Poudre River in Colorado?
A. They both get carried away just thinking about it.

Q. What did the cowboy at the Scottish festival in Estes Park, Colorado say after a bear ate Lassie?
A. Well, doggone.

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night at the Denver brew pub?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

Q. What do Coloradans up atop Loveland Pass call a black sled dog?
A. A dusky husky.

Colorado Camping Tip: If you get cold in your tent, just go stand in the corner because it's always 90º there.

Q. What do Coloradans call a spud on a small raft going down the Chutes on the South Platte River near Deckers, Colorado?
A. An inner tuber.

Q. What do Broncos tailgaters say when introduced to new Denver fans?
A. Any friend of yours is a pal-o-mino!

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. Miles for the high fans, and Thunder for when the game has gone to crap.

Q. Why did the deaf hipster attend every concert at Red Rocks Amphitheatre?
A. Because he likes bands he's never even heard of!

Q. How do you describe the native Coloradan who always climbed down and up the stairs at Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre on her birthday?
A. Getting up there in years.

Q. How can you tell if a used car has been in a Colorado hail storm?
A. Look for the evi-dents.

Q. Why did the Rocky Mountain Bighorn Sheep go to the doctor?
A. Because it was feeling really baaad.

Q. Why aren't Bigfoots sighted in Georgetown, Colorado?
A. Too much competition with Big Horn Sheep.

Q. What do Colorado skiers like in their breakfast bowl?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. What is a Colorado skier's mantra?
A. There's snow place like home!

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. To cover either side of a Jekyl vs. Hyde scenario.

Q. What does a Broncos fan do after his team has won the Super Bowl?
A. He powers down his PlayStation.

Q. Why did the hipster tube down the High Line Canal south of Denver?
A. Because the South Platte River was too mainstream.

Q. What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey treats on the Colorado camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!

Q. How are England and Colorado alike?
A. England has Stonehenge and Colorado has stoned hedges!

Fired Up Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your daddy a Colorado locksmith? 'Cause you're smoking hot.

Zen Colorado 420 Quip: Somewhere out there, there is a tree, timelessly producing oxygen and THC so you can breathe.

Colorado Stoner Pick-Up Line: Are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Q. How does a Broncos tailgater introduce himself to the hot blonde who just arrived?
A. Hay There!

Q. What do Broncos running backs eat before a big game?
A. Fast Food!

Q. What did the Colorado bankers do after the bank was robbed?
A. They bought in cows to beef up the security.

Q. Where did pirates store their chemical weapons between 1942 and 1992?
A. At Rocky Mountain Arrrsenal.

Q. What do you call it when your family goes into the green Colorado business?
A. B'leaf.

Q. What do you call a Colorado cannabis distributor riding a bike?
A. A drug peddler.

Q. Which National Parks icon do Colorado locksmiths admire most?
A. Smokey the Bear.

Colorado High Country Mantra: Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

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