Q. Why did the stock broker go to Vail?
A. He wanted to meet moguls.
How many Colorado ski bums does it take to change a light
A. None. Ski bums don't screw in light bulbs; they screw
in hot tubs.
Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Area.
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel
Which Olympics sport always captures the attention of Colorado
Why are pigs such great Denver Broncos football fans?
A. Because they're always rooting.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
A. Ice Ski.
Snow Mitigation LOL of the Day: We need to prevent a massive
snow slide from letting go on Loveland Pass. But we're all
hungry so let's avalanche first.
accidentally left two Rockies tickets on my car's dash,
with the windows open. When I got back, there were two more!
How do the Colorado Rockies toast a winning baseball season?
A. With a pitcher of beer!
Why did the janitor call DPD to Coors Field during the Rockies
A. Somebody was selling Rocky Mountain Oysters in the stands,
and he didn't want to clean up all the vomit after the balls
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado
Rockies, World Series Champs?
A. Ben Whayten.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
A. They heard somebody stole third base.
Why is Coors Field the coolest place to see a baseball game?
A. Because Denver is a mile high and the stands are full
How do the Colorado Rockies toast a winning baseball season
at Coors Field?
A. With another pitcher of Blue Moon!
What sickness can a Denverite get from riding a wild horse?
When is the field at Mile High the hottest?
A. After all the Denver Broncos and their fans
Fact of the Day: Playing Denver Broncos football is 90%
mental. The other 5280 feat is physical when you're
a Mile High.
Why didn't the drunken Denver Broncos tailgaters have a
A. 'Cause the team couldn't manage three Ws in a row.
What did the geeky mathematician do at the Mile High football
A. Square root for the Denver Broncos!
Why does toilet paper like alpine skiing on Colorado slopes?
A. That's the fastest way to the bottom.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
A. It knocked him out cold!