| Q.
Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?
A. Because now the players are making them up themselves!
Mile
High Point to Ponder: What do the Denver Broncos cheerleaders
try to stirrup?
Q.
Which NFL Super Bowl matchup caused the most arguing on
the ranch outside Denver?
A. Cowboys vs Broncos.
Q.
Why isn't Sasquatch a Denver Broncos fan this year?
A. 'Cause he can't face big da feet! |
Q.
Why did they ban the wave at the Denver Broncos'
stadium?
A. Too many potheads were drowning.
After
Colorado legalized marijuana, nobody knows the
name of the Broncos stadium. Coincidence, or not?
Broncos
Fan Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club on
the Field at Mile High, would a ref penalize you for cheating?
Q.
What is the grand prize in the Denver Chapter Time Travel
Club raffle?
A. A trip back to Super Bowl Sunday in 2016, 1999, and 1998.
Go Broncos!
|
Q.
When a Colorado hermit comes out of the woods, how does
he ask about the Broncos last game?
A. Tail me more.
Q.
What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl that the
Denver Broncos didn't play in?
A. The ads, especially the beer ads!
Q.
What do you call a well-balanced Denver Broncos fan?
A. Stable.
Q.
Which NFL football team do horses, mules, burros and donkeys
always root for?
A. The Denver Broncos. |
