Bowling Pun of the Day: Gutter humor has its puns and cons...

Q. What do bowling league lovers vow when they get married?
A. Let's never split!

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Are you a 7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you up!

Alley Pick-Up Line: Bowling is the sport for guys who like to strike out with the ladies.

Bowling Trivia: Did you know that the best football players are super bowlers?

Q. Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!

Q. Why do college basketball players get so excited when the make it to the last hole in golf?
A. 'Cause they love the final fore!

Q. Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
A. He wanted to learn how to make baskets.

Q. Why are spiders such great basketball players?
A. Because they're all eight-footers!

Q. Why don't baseball players join unions?
A. They don't like to be called out on strike.

Q. Why do the ladies love baseball?
A. Because diamonds are a girl's best friend!

Q. Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
A. It just wasn't getting any hits.

Sports Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen go bowling, middle managers play softball, and CEOs play golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb, the smaller your balls get?

Q. What happened when the lousy quarterback threw himself on the ground in a fit of rage?
A. He missed.

Q. What do you call the big monkey that scored the winning touchdown?
A. Chimpion!

Q. How are a crummy NFL football team and a zombie different?
A. One is the walking dead and the other gets killed on the road.

Q. What do you get when you cross a running back and the Invisible Man?
A. Scoring like no one has ever seen!

Q. Why do soccer players do so well in school?
A. Because they know how to use their heads!

Q. Why is it a bad idea to have a soccer match in the jungle?
A. Because there are so many cheetahs there!

Q. Why did the child soccer player bring string to the game?
A. To tie the game.

Q. What didn't the athletic dog want to play soccer with the neighborhood kids?
A. 'Cause he was a boxer.

Q. What comes before tennis?
A. Nine-is.

Q. Why did the guy tennis player break up with his tennis player girlfriend?
A. Because they had very different definitions of LOVE.

Q. What did the tennis ball say when it was hit?
A. Who's making all the racquet?

Q. What's the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper?
A. One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.

Q. Why did the big ape spend so much time on the golf course?
A. He was perfecting his swing.

Golfer Mishap: I was playing golf and hit two of my best balls. Dang it, I stepped on a rake!

Q. How many golfers carpool together?
A. FORE!

Q. Why do golfers hate the game Hearts?
A. Because all they ever get are Clubs!

Q. Why was the volleyball player kicked out of the party?
A. Because he spiked the punch.

Q. How are volleyball players and lawyers alike?
A. Both try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

Q. What do stylish ladies wear to the volleyball awards ceremony?
A. Spike heels.

Q. Why don't boxers have sex before a fight?
A. 'Cause they just don't swing that way.

Q. Why are boxing matches in Mecca so brutal?
A. Because they always use high jabs.

Q. Why are guys with saggy pants bad boxers?
A. They don't like being belted.

Q. What is a prize fighter's favorite dog?
A. The Boxer.

Q. Why did a boy hang upside down from the dugout ceiling?
A. He really wanted to be the bat boy.

Q. Which superhero is the best baseball player?
A. Batman!

Q. How can you tell a window loves baseball?
A. It just falls to pieces when they meet.

Q. Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
A. 'Cause he never got to home base!

Q. What do you call a very slow skier?
A. A slope-poke.

Q. What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
A. There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.

Q. What do skiers get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Q. Why was the skier taken to the emergency room?
A. He hurt his ski bum.

Did you hear the joke about the bad pole-vaulter? It never goes over very well...

Q. Why did the skydiving club suddenly disband?
A. Because they had an unexpected falling out.

Q. Which golfer can jump higher than the flag?
A. All of them. Flags can't jump!

Q. Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?
A. She wanted to test the water!

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