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Fitness
Hook Ups, Gym Dating Humor, Flexy Flirts
Lift
up your social life with work out come-on jokes, toned pick-up lines,
and muscular chat ups.
Gym Pick Up Lines and Bodybuilder Come-Ons
(Because Fit Pick-Up
Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Looking
for an Aerobic Workout Tonight!) |
Warning:
Pick Up Weighty Dates with Caution! Strong dating jokes,
gym set ups, and gym rat come-ons ahead.
| Gym Hookup Lines | Gym
Jokes, Workout Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | Gnome
Gym Puns | Baseball LOLs
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| Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder
Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Boxing
LOLs | Fishing Puns | Fitness
|
| Golf Jokes | Hiking
Jokes | Running Jokes | Soccer
Jokes | Sports Animals | Swimming
Jokes |
| Tennis Jokes | NFL
Football Puns | Go Broncos!
| Colorado Sports Humor | Snow
Skiing Jokes |
Gym
Rat Come-On: Hey girl, do you lift? 'Cause I was hoping
you'd pick me up!
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause
I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked
in.
Musical
Gym Pick Up Line: I'm to flexy for my shirt, too flexy
for my shirt, too flexy for my shirt.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how about we go for a long romantic
walk on the treadmill? |
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the elliptical isn't the only thing
getting my heart rate up!
Gym
Come-On: Are you a high jumper? 'Cause you make my bar go
up.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you need any assistance with
your Kegel exercises?
Quick
Gym Hookup Line: Hey girl, your pace or mine?
Gym
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I bet I could bench press you all
night long.
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Gym
Chat Up Line: I got stopped by cops on my way to the gym.
They said it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey dude, does your stomach need a tissue?
'Cause you've got some sick abs!
Bodybuilder
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got
a six-pack right here.
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio,
'cause you just ran away with my heart. |
Gym
Pick Up Line: Did you take your Flintstones vitamin today?
'Cause I wanna make your Bedrock.
Gym
Hookup Line: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause
at my place, they're 100% off!
Gym
Chat Up Line: Girl, do you have a bandaid? 'Cause I'm cut!
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, too bad the gym doesn't have a stationary
bike built for two. |
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use
the rowing machine?
Gym
Chat Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or,
should I curl this barbell another ten times?
Gym
Come-On: Hey girl, we should train together. I've heard
that's good for bone density.
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I saw you
checking out my package.
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Gym
Pick Up Line: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really
kicking!
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause
I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked
in.
Pumped
Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me
to the gym.
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your tank top felt? No? Well,
would you like it to be? |
Gym
Chat Up Line: Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running
through my mind all night.
Gym
Rat Pick Up Line: Going to a sculpture class won't even
get you this chiseled.
Gym
Come-On: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first set?
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to be my special
pushups partner? |
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's do lunge!
Pick
Up a Gym Rat Line: Hi, do you know any workout to reduce
breast size? 'Cause mine are a bit too much to handle.
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise
that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you have more mass than a church
on Sunday morning.
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Gym
Rat Come-On Line: Hey girl, do you have any tape? 'Cause
I am totally ripped.
Gym
Pick Up Line Gone Wrong: Hey Babe, do you squat
here often?
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first
squat?
Gym
Come-On Line: Hey big guy, you make working out look good.
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Gym Rat Hookup Line: Word of the day is: Legs. Wanna go
back to my place and spread the word?
Bodybuilder
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're
going to get a good stretch tonight.
Logical
Gym Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you work out, I work out, so
I think our relationship would work out. |
Pumped
Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me
to the gym.
Gym
Hookup Line: Did you see the latest health report? It said
you should increase your intake of vitamin ME!
Gym
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you don't need to waste your time
on that treadmill because you've been running through my
mind all day.
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Gym
Rat Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've
got a six-pack right here.
Gym
Pick Up Line: You must be a track star because you've been
running through my mind all day!
Gym
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, don't go to the zoo today because
the pythons are out. |
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Gym Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Fitness Humor | Running
Jokes | Colorado Sports Jokes
| Go Broncos! |
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
Hookups |
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |

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working it this far,
so here are even more reps
of weighty jokes,
up-lifting humor, and flexy
painful puns that'll pick up
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