Pick-Up Lines, Pub Chat Ups, Brewed Flirts
to fermented flirts, impaired hit ups, tipsy chat ups and inebriated come-on
Pick Up a Bar Fly at Your Own Risk! 'Cause ya never know
who or what you might come-on down with!
Happy Hour Pick-Up Lines and Drunken
(Because Bar Chat Up Lines
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Past the
Legal Limit of Cheesy Dates!)
| Bar Pick-Up Lines | Bar
Jokes, Drinking LOLs, Brewed Puns | Bartender
Puns | Cocktail Jokes |
| Beer Jokes | Colorado
Craft Beer Jokes | Beer IS
Better! | Spirited Liquor Puns
| Vodka Jokes |
| Wry Whiskey Jokes | Drunk
Puns | Wine Jokes | Beverage
Puns | Soda Funny | Coffee
| Animal Walks Into the Bar Jokes
| Space Bar Puns, Sci-Fi Bartender Jokes
| Drunken Gnomes |
Pub Pick Up Line: Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a
fuel tank for my love machine.
Bar Come-On: Just Brew It!
Hookup Line: Hey dude, I noticed you have a round of tequila.
Does that mean you'll give me a shot tonight?
Pub Come-On Line: Hey Bae, don't you just hate it when guys
try to use cheesy pick-ups on you?
Hour Pick Up Line: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno
popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!
alien walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this
world... (because aliens don't need cheesy come-ons)
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, some people say I'm a barrel of
Pick Up Line: Sure babe, that whiskey you're drinking is
from Tennessee, but you're the only 10 I see!
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a glass of fine whiskey?
'Cause you're smooth, have a certain glow, and I'll be pounding
you before midnight.
Point to Ponder: Do you get The Holy Spirit if you mix holy
water and vodka together?
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I wish I was a glass of Jack Daniels
so you'd hold me in your hands and nurse me all night long.
Night Mantra: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Pick Up Line Hey there, I must have had too much wine, 'cause
when you walked into the room, my world started to spin.
Connoisseur Chat Up Line: Like a fine bottle of wine, I'd
like nothing better than to lay you down sideways.
drinkers make grape lovers!
"I love you so much, I could never live without you."
He: "Is that you talking, or the wine?" She: It's
me, talking to the wine!"
Lover's Hit Up Line: Hey girl, do you like wine? 'Cause
all the antioxidants are doing your body good.
you can't be with the one you love, why not just love the
wine your with?
Lover Pick Up Line: Hey babe, if only I was that glass of
wine you are drinking, I'd already be insided you.
Lover's Hangover Words of Wisdom: Forgive me, for I
Lovers Come-On Line: Girl, if I got a taste of you, I'd
roll my tongue around in you for hours.
Lovers Line: Baby, the smoothest way to taste this wine
is straight from my lips.
Wine Pick Up Line: Hey there Red, I'd like nothing more
than to lay you sideways.
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey bae, you are as intoxicating as fortified
Brew: Haven't we been to this pub before?
Hour Chat Up Line: Hey bae, I am a man who plans for the
future, and that's why I've got a pony keg just waiting
to be tapped at home.
Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you like rock 'n roll? 'Cause
I'd like to rock your world tonight.
Chat Up Line: Naw, this isn't a beer belly; it's just the
fuel tank for my love machine.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, I play the field, but it looks like
I hit a home run with you!
Up a Bartender Line: Hey babe, can you shake that booty
just like you shake that drink?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, all the bottles in this club must
be jealous 'cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated
by your beauty.
was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic –
he got up on one knee.
Come-On: Hey girl, was your daddy an alien? 'Cause there's
no one else like you on this planet!
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, my drink is getting lonely. Care
to join us?
Up a Bartender Line: Hey babe, here's a tip for
you, you should go out with me!
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, draw me a map on this cocktail napkin,
'cause I just got lost in your eyes.
Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, are you a frozen Margarita? 'Cause
that would explain my brain freeze when you walked by.
Happy Hour Come-On: Hey baby, wadda you say I buy the booze
and you show me how to shake it?
angel walks into a bar hoping to meet someone heavenly.
Bar Come-On: Hey baby, how 'bout I buy you a drink and we
both tell each other lies?
Up a Bar Fly Line: Hey dude, in medieval times, your beer
belly would have been considered a sign of prosperity and
Chat Up Line: Hey Lass, my scotch on the rocks is jealous
'cause you are the most intoxicating thing in this pub.
Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, I'm new in town, so I need the directions
to your place.
Come-On Line: Hey babe, wanna help me bottle some wine this
weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
Lovers Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I guarantee I'll last longer
than a fine bottle of Merlot.
told my wife that a man is like fine wine; husbands get
better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine
Lovers Chat Up Line: Hey babe, if I poured you a glass,
I'd use my finest stemware.
Happy Hour Hookup Line: Hey girl, Can I ask you a personal
question? Beer, or Wine?
Reverse Psychology Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a wine
connoisseur? 'Cause if you're not wining about, you're whining
about something else...
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey there Red, would you like to plant
a vineyard on me?
Pub Pick Up Line: Girl, you owe me a beer 'cause I spilled
mine when you walked by.
Lover's Come-On: I'll be Bock!
Pick Up Point to Ponder: Do men make passes at girls who
Chat Up Line: No, I'm not drunk. But, I am intoxicated
Hour Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you tired? 'Cause you've
been running through my mind all day!
Night Bar Pick Up Line: No babe, I am not drunk. But, I
am intoxicated by you!
Come-On Line: Babe, I'm just trying to drink here, but you
are very distracting tonight.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you busy tonight at last call?
Bartender Jokes | Beer
Jokes | Craft Beer Puns | Wine
Jokes | Happy Hour Humor | Wry
Chat Up Line: That double Wild Turkey I just bought you
should be enough proof of my feelings for you.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Toddy? 'Cause
you sure are hot.
girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes
her look sexy ... so I got drunk.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a descendant of the queen?
'Cause you have Royal Crown written all over you.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, how do you keep that ice from melting
when you are that hot?
Happy Hour Come-On: Hey babe, is it hot in here? Or, is
that just you?
Hookup Line: Hey girl, you are the special lady I've been
saving this stool for.
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, I'd like to go inside your
cellar and pull me out a stiff one!
Pub Come-On: Girl, I would buy you a draft, but I'd be jealous
of the glass.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is always easy to pick up.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I seem to have lost my phone number,
so I was wondering if I could have yours...
Chat Up Line: Hey there, do you hate singles' bars? 'Cause
so do I. See we already have one thing in common.
Closing Time Pick Up Line: Wow girl, are you that beautiful?
Or, am I drunk?
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I've heard drinking wine makes
me look sexy, so have another bottle.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, how about you make me a good strong
cocktail, easy on the tail?
Time Hookup Line: Hey girl, that dress looks really great
on you. But, it'd look even better on the foot of my bed.
Up a Wine Lover Line: Hey girl, how about I serve you a
champagne cocktail in bed tomorrow morning?
Merlot can you go?
Pick Up Line: No girl, I don't fancy wines, but I do appreciate
Lover Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I'm locally sourced, organic,
and biodynamic. Wanna taste?
What is the difference between a bottle of wine and a prostitute?
A. The older the bottle of wine, the more you'll pay for
Wine Pick Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall?
'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
Wine Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you're eyes are as sparkling
as this glass of champagne.
Wine Pick Up Line: Hey baby, Wow! And I thought my wine
had nice legs!
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
lasted thru happy hour, so
here's even more delirious
high octane humor, and brewed
painful puns that'll pick up
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Blonde Jokes | Cheese
Puns | Chef Jokes | Coffee
Jokes | Cocktail Puns | Colorado
Jokes | Drunken Laughter |
| Friday Jokes | Guitar
Jokes | Hipster Puns | Liquor
LOLs | Mile High Cub Jokes |
Pirate Puns | Police
| Saturday Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Space
Bar Jokes | Sports Puns | Travel
Jokes | Vodka Jokes |
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