Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer likes when you joke about it on social media.
Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't ask silly questions!
Q.
How is craft beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is always hoppy to see you.
Q.
Why is draft beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer thinks your karaoke singing at Dubb's Pub
in Littleton was awesome!
Q.
How is a cold beer better than a woman?
A. A frigid beer is good! |
Q.
Why is craft beer better than religion?
A. No one will kill you for drinking beer, or not drinking
beer.
Q.
Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake,
or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.
Q.
How is drinking beer better than religion?
A. If you did devote your life to beer, there are groups
to help you stop.
Q.
How is a can of cold beer better than a woman?
A. You can have a beer in public.
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Q.
Why is draft beer better than a woman?
A. If your pour a beer right, you get good head every time.
Q.
Why is a barrel of beer better than a woman?
A. Because you can tap your keg any time you want.
Q.
How is a case of craft beers better than a woman?
A. You can sample different beers and not feel guilty about
it.
Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Hangovers go away. |