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Fish says: Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Chimp remarks: Beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean...on tables, chairs, and random people!
Kangaroo asks: What happened after the kangaroo drank beer? A He was all hopped up!
Monkey looking at beer bottle says: I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis!

 


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Chimp says: Love has four letters, but then again, so does beer!Beer glass quips: Life and beer are veryy similar. Chill for best results!Guy: I love you so much. I could never live without you. Girl: Is tha you or the beer talking? Guy: It's me talking to the beer.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer likes when you joke about it on social media.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't ask silly questions!

Q. How is craft beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is always hoppy to see you.

Q. Why is draft beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer thinks your karaoke singing at Dubb's Pub in Littleton was awesome!

Q. How is a cold beer better than a woman?
A. A frigid beer is good!

Q. Why is craft beer better than religion?
A. No one will kill you for drinking beer, or not drinking beer.

Q. Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake, or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.

Q. How is drinking beer better than religion?
A. If you did devote your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Q. How is a can of cold beer better than a woman?
A. You can have a beer in public.

Q. Why is draft beer better than a woman?
A. If your pour a beer right, you get good head every time.

Q. Why is a barrel of beer better than a woman?
A. Because you can tap your keg any time you want.

Q. How is a case of craft beers better than a woman?
A. You can sample different beers and not feel guilty about it.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Hangovers go away.

Chimp asks: How are men like coolers? A. Load thm with beer, and you can take them anywhere!Bar riddle: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A. A beer in each hand!Chimp says: Beer is my worst enemy, but the Bible says to love your enemy!

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't care if you leave the toilet seat up.

Q. Why is a 12-pack of beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't mind if you butt dial at 2:00 in the morning.

Q. How is a beer keg better than a woman?
A. Beer won't get mad if you come home with beer on your breath!

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. A beer is always wet.

Q. How is a can of cold beer better than a woman?
A. A beer doesn't get jealous if you grab another beer.

Q. Why is a beer keg better than a woman?
A. You can share a beer with a friend!

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. You can't catch anything, other than a buzz, from a beer!

Q. Why is a six-pack of beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer is flattered when you belch at it.

Q. Why is a barrel of beer better than religion?
A. You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer!

Q. Why is a keg of beer better than religion?
A. You can prove you have a beer.

Q. Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?
A. Beer doesn't care how you have sex.

Q. Why is beer better than religion?
A. Because beer doesn't care if you sleep in late on Saturday morning.

Pitcher of beer asks: How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of just one!Chimp remarks: If beer, coffee, or a nap can't cure it, you've got a serious problem!Pitcher of beer says: I don't drink to forget. I drink beause beer is delicious. Forgetting is just a bonus!

Q. How is a can of beer better than a woman?
A. Beer will always let you have your way with it!

Q. How is a pitcher of beer better than a woman?
A. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beers are always into football season!

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't care when you come.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. A beer never gets a headache, although it may give you a headache in the morning.

Q. How is a craft beer better than a girlfriend?
A. Beer looks the same in the morning!

Q. How is a case of beer better than a woman?
A. A beer always goes down easy!

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't tell you to take out the trash.

Q. How is a bottle of beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is always easy to pick up.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't mind if you come home late.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is NEVER late!

Q. How is a can of beer better than a woman?
A. If a beer goes flat, you can just toss it.

Chimp remarks: A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!Glass of Beer Says: Happy Mug Day!Chimp looking at beer bottle says: Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!

Q. Why is beer better than religion?
A. Beer has never caused a major war.

Q. Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Beer is not forced onto minors who cannot think for themselves.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

Q. Why is a bottle of beer better than a woman?
A. Because a beer label comes off without a catch.

Q. Why is a case of beer better than a woman?
A. Beer understands.

Q. How is an ice cold beer better than a woman?
A. Beer never has a headache.

Q. How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't tell you to go mow the lawn.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't tell you that you smell bad after mowing the lawn.

Q. How is a keg of beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer gives you a reason to get out of bed on Sunday morning.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because beer doesn't mind big dog slobber.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because: BEER!

Q. How is a case of beer better than a woman?
A. You can fully enjoy a beer all month long.

Q. How is craft beer better than a woman?
A. When you're through with one beer, the thought of another doesn't make you sick.

Q. Why is beer better than a woman?
A. If you switch to a different brew pub, beer doesn't demand support payments.

Q. Why is a six-pack of cold beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't ask silly questions ... and beer understands.

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