| Beer
Point to Ponder: Is enjoying a beer is the pursit of hoppiness!
Q.
Why is a beer better than religion?
A. If you did devote your life to beer, there are groups
to help you stop.
Q.
Why did the ladies really go for the hot craft beer meister?
A. Because he was lager than life.
Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beer is NEVER late!
A
guy came home late after his poker game and saw a note on
the refrigerator saying, "This isn't working. I'm going
to my mother's house." He opened the fridge. The light
was on and the beer was cold, so he wasn't sure what she
was talking about? |
Brew
Chemist Fact of the Day: Technically speaking, beer is a
solution.
A
goldfish walks into a brew pub and looks at the bartender.
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The
goldfish says, "Water."
An
anagramist walks into a brew pub. The bartender asks: "Why
the clean fog?"
Wise
Beer Words of the Day: If at first you don't succeed, try
a bottle opener 'cause it must not be a twist-off cap.
Two
guys were fishing in a boat when one guy pulled a genie
in a bottle out of the lake. The grateful genie grants them
one wish. First guys says, "I wish this lake was full
of beer." Poof! It's beer. Second guy says, "You
idiot, now we have to pee in the boat!"
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Beer
Point to Ponder: If you can't drive and drive, why do you
need a driver's license to buy beer?
Beer:
Now cheaper than gasoline. So drink, don't drive!
A
guy's wife crashed the car again today. She told the cops
the man she collided with was on his phone and had a bottle
of beer in his hand. The cop replied, "He can do whatever
he wants in his living room."
Canned
Laugh of the Day: Never text while driving. You might spill
your beer.
Q.
How do the Colorado Rockies toast a winning baseball season?
A. With a pitcher of craft beer! |
