What do scary gray aliens force abduction victims to drink
before letting them go?
A. A Mind Eraser.
What does a creepy alien drink at the Mars Bar before an
evening of abduction and impregnation?
alien walks into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this
Why do little spacemen turn green when they land on planet
A. Turbulence, and creme de menthe in the drink the grasshopper
bartended served him!
Which killer cocktail has no known antidote?
A. The Gin and Toxin.
Bar Groan of the Night: The Measles walks into a bar. Bartender
announces, "Free shots for everybody!"
What did the British mother zombie drink after her bratty
kid rolled his eyes at her?
A. A couple of Highballs.
Q. What do you call a Colorado Bigfoot that enjoys craft
A. The Hopominable Snowman!
bat flies into a bar and asks for another drink. Bartender
says, "There must be an echo in here.
What did the scary guy with bugs in his teeth order at the
A. A Sidecar.
Which mixed drink do ghosts enjoy before the haunted house
opens to the public?
A. Harvey Wallbangers. .
Drinking Tip of the Night: It's better to have a bottle
in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Which alcoholic beverage is manditory for the Walking Dead?
A. A Zombie.
Which cocktail should you avoid drinking before the upcoming
A. A Mind Eraser.
Which day of the week do ghosts live for?
Why don't Coloradans drink Flat Tire beer when
they're out and about partying on Saturday night?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?
you hear about the scary monster who quit drinking liquor
for good? Now he drinks for evil.
What is a monster's favorite refreshing Halloween party
Why was the ghost an alcoholic?
A. 'Cause he really liked the boos.
What is a zombie's favorite holiday beverage?
A. Egg noggin.
old chefs never die, because they're so stewed.
last man on Earth walks into a bar and says, "Drink,
I'd like another bartender."
Last Words At the Corner Bar: Ashes to ashes, dust to
dust. Life's a bitch and beer is a must!