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Zombie Humor: I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way...A skeleton walks in a bar and says: "Give me a beer...and a mop."

Q. What is a cannibal's favorite food?
A. Baked Beings.

Q. What did the cannibal say when he was full?
A. I can't eat another mortal!

Q. What is the safest place to be during the zombie apocalypse?
A. The Living Room!

Q. What time do zombies wake up?
A. At Ate O'Clock!

Q. Why did the skeleton go to a single's bar?
A. He wanted to pick up somebody!

Q. Why do skeletons prefer cabernet wine?
A. Because of its full body.

Q. What do you give a person with water on the brain? A. A Tap on the Head.Scary Pun: Cannibals Like to Meat People.Scary Question: What do you call young married spiders? NEWLY WEBS

Q. What did the zombie say to his date?
A. I love a woman with brains!

Q. What do you call a skull without 100 Billion neurons?
A. A No-Brainer!

Q. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spareribs

Q. What kind of appetizers do cannibals enjoy at parties?
A. Finger foods

Did you hear about the spider love triangle? It was a tangled web.

Q. Where do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. Lake Eerie

Zombie Joke: Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A. Because he tasted funny!Dead Riddle: What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut? Chrysanthemummies.Next Stop: The TWiLiGHt GNoMe.

Q. Why did the zombie comedian get booed off the stage?
A. Because his jokes were rotten!

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A. The Walking Dead!

Q. What kind of music do mummies like best?
A. Wrap

Q. What did the mummy say when the archeaologist farted?
A. "What Sphinx in Here?"

Q. Why should you always take toilet paper to the Twilight Zone?
A. Doodoo doodoo...

Q. What do mummies drink when they're thirsty?
A. Ghoul-Aid!

Scary Thought: Gnome Nudist Colony Ahead. You've Been Warned!Scary Humor: Dead Languages Are Always Encrypted Scary Riddle: Zombie or Gnome, Who'd Prevail?

Senior Citizen Nude Beach Ahead! Watch for golden oldies...

Q. Which hot 70s poster girl is a mummy's fave?
A. Pharaoh Fawcett

Q. What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
A. You gruesome...

Q. Where do mummies go for a swim?
A. The Dead Sea!

Q. Why did the zombie only date highly intelligent women?
A. He just loved women with brains!

Q. What does it take to become a zombie?
A. Dead-ication

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