| Q.
What did the clever zombie say to his hot blonde date?
A. I love a woman with brains!
Q.
Why did the blonde guy think he was safe from a zombie attack?
A. 'Cause zombies don't go after Brians.
Q.
What is it called when a zombie steals an idea?
A. Plague-giarism.
Q.
What do you call a skull without 100 billion neurons?
A. A No-Brainer! |
Q.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. He wiped his butt.
Two
cannibals are enjoying a barbeque. One turns to the other
and says, "I hate my mother-in-law. His buddy replies,
"Then just eat the vegetables."
Q.
What did the cannibal get when he came home, late to dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.
Q.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A. Spareribs.
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Did
you hear about the spider love triangle? It was a tangled
web.
Q.
Where do black widow spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. Lake Eerie.
Q.
When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. After their webbing day.
Q.
What is it called when big, scary, hairy spiders rain down
out of the sky?
A. A tarantula downpour!
Scary
Eight-Legged Point to Ponder: Do arachnid puns really bite?
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